kelly
yay i love social media
- bedroom, bathroom, etc, and then "living room" with a space?? i'm so pissed about this
- vibe coding holy c
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- at my bluebond-langner consult!!
- skater girl life
- my quality of life this year has been more than the last ten combined. i'm so hopeful for next year it's going to be amazing :))
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- imo packing is more of a combinatorics problem than a packing problem despite the name
- seeing rbl on tuesday! gonna do it!
- a blonde girlfriend i can dress up like a doll >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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- weeks aren't real. weekdays can't hurt you
- two voice surgeries and many hours of speech therapy to still, almost exclusively, hear "sir" on the phone
- me, shaving every inch of my body, grumbling "laser hair *reduction*"
- i hate having to edit my speech to avoid big words 😞 and i hate when i forget to and seem like a smarty pants
- double sided waifu body pillow-san
- i deleted my tiktok account to show a crush what a good girl i am 😇
- it's chilly and the park is lovely! and there are two new rat murals!! all is right in the world
- guy on the street says i'm beautiful, he'd date me in a heartbeat, and i'm his girl now, and he also would like to know if i'd be interested in smoking some fentanyl with him
- i finally got my passport with all the correct info :))
- i'm learning about pokemon, checkout this mewtwo
- what if we kissed under the rat mural 🥺 👉 👈
- i love this trend 🥺
- i can eat salad again!! invisalign finally got my teeth lined up again after my jaw surgery. salad is very flat and was the last thing i struggled to chew
- who else lets their metamucil settle into a congealed slug at the bottom of the glass before throat goating it whole?? oh just me got it
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- she was great :)) and flash thermolysis ftw i'll never do another kind again
- the trick to having men hit on you is greasy hair and the clothes you slept in
- they need to make a narcan for tiktok overdose
