alysa-georgie
25. she/her (he/him with enough makeup)
professional paper slinger. fried okra enthusiast. drag king. also responds to georgie p. ness.🌈
- Gonna be near Boston April 10th-14th. Any open stages or shows looking for a sweet southern king to perform?
- okay imagine X-Men, but with a guy in every scene who has six fingers and he's just holding up his hand saying "why am I here??? This doesn't even count!"
- May you all experience the joy of your gig money dropping just as you need to pay for lunch:)
- Things would be so much easier if I didn't have this ever-present sadness in my chest
- "I just wish they would all get botulism."
- i hate that this world has taken my ability to be funny on the internet. my peak was tw*tter in like 11th grade.
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- I just received a message from someone in Germany through postcrossing that said "I hope your president doesn't take away your pets!" Is this a rumor going on around the world? Because there are a lot of horrible things happening right now, but I promise our pets are fine!!
- If you refuse to give houseless people money bc "they might use it on drugs" you are a bad person:) Your pocket change is never going to be enough to purchase drugs. These people just need some kindness. (And even if they are buying drugs, what does it matter?? They do what it takes to survive)
- Dear w**d man, im begging you to come out of your house.
- Just want to remind all of y'all that it's okay to read children's books as an adult! Children's books are full of morals and, believe it or not, politics. You can get the same sort of content as adult books without them being quite as heavy. My go-to rec is always The City of Ember!
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- kittening 2 shows, then i have a performance. Things are horrible, but at least I still get to make art with my gay friends!
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- 4th book of the year! Made my heart ache in all the right ways. 📚💙
- Okay it's time to stop the doom scrolling this morning. Have an Opie Cat
- Reposted by alysa-georgieMy love of angels and winged men actually started around 6th grade when I read Maximum Ride. #booksky #smutsky #monsterromance
- Today's read! I love a murder mystery, and especially one with animals.💙📚
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- just got a booking babyyy
- Me: hey, can I cash in that promise for puppet museum tickets from 3 years ago for my birthday? Mom: what the hell are you talking about.
- i <3 drag
- Reposted by alysa-georgieimagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
- drunk at the gay bar:)
- Today I heard an orchestral version of Low Rider and it violently brought me back to when I was Messy™ in college. I used to take over the music and make everyone listen to the original version if I consumed even a drop of alcohol.
- Reposted by alysa-georgiework in progress!! 🐛 due to the overwhelming demand from my previous post of this piece, I will be auctioning it off on ebay! it should be happening in the next day or two. my username is shopenchantedplanet. i’ll let you know on bluesky as well when it’s going up! will be a buy it now option too!
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- Spending 5 hours taping paper raindrops together means I'm using the rest of my shift to junk journal.
- My heart wants to read substantial books and learn. My brain, unfortunately, only has space for smut and murder rn. So anyway, does anyone have any book recs? 💙📚
- Every time another drag king follows me, I do a lil happy dance:)
- Posting here so I can't back out last minute. Saturday, I WILL be going out with the girlies.
- Throwback to when I used to queue up Rockin the Suburbs (over the hedge version) every time my then bf (now husband) left his phone unattended. So thankful he loves me despite that.
- Hey y'all, im Georgie P. Ness 💄 I'm a drag king based in Birmingham, AL 💄I love country music, classic rock, and pop girlies:P 💄Horror is my fave genre, especially if it involves cannibalism. 💄I read a whole lotta books and frequently post about that, too.
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- I miss having all gay coworkers. Just had to explain why a drag artist stapling money to their face is cool and fun art.
