Elliot Bunny Bunnerton
Bunny Boy🦖Dryer Fresh🦖2% Creepy🦖Chuck E Cheese Obsessed🦖80's Kid🦖Former Secret Rockstar🦖Musician🦖Tech Leader By Day🦖Ace🦖🔞DNI
- WHY. i'm watching an old black and white movie about a woman in a mental hospital and right as a delivery person walked up to my door, the lady in the movie started moaning super loudly and all naughty sounding and i heard the delivery person LAUGH OUTSIDE MY DOOR NOOOOOOO
- the commentary around "interact with me as if i'm my character when i'm in suit" is interesting - that's how people have always interacted with me. whether i'm in suit or not, i'm always elliot :D i'm always a bunny boy kid bun and the bunny related interactions are always the same :P
- oh my gosh, i just checked the news and for the first time in longer than i can remember, the headline article wasn't doom and fear and was actually something positive. wow. WOW. i physically felt it in my body.
- YOU MUST FEED HIM. and hug him.
- holding my face over my coffee mug and breathing out so the hot steam blows all around it 🥶☕⛄🐻❄️ it's 60F in my office! i've made a list of my body parts that are cold: 1) my tail 2) my pawbers 3) ear number one 4) ear number two 5) my sniffy nose 6) both cookie nabbers 7) tum 8) *REDACTED*
- Oh thank fudge they're lowering power rates 23% per kwh here. That'll drop like 100 bucks off my monthly bill :D :D
- FEED BNUUY 👍🍕🐰🐈⬛🐴🫎🦥
- I'm a VIP! :3 wait how do they know? What happens if I'm not on the list anymore? D:
- Taking a personal day today - this may be the first time I've ever taken PTO without being sick :0o feels weird but I'm burned out. Not even two full months into the year and they've already burned me out. I'm sick of this "fast isn't fast enough" pressure paired with "must increase visibility!".
- was about to HECKIN TURBO CRASH OUT on some code i couldn't get to work all day, stepped away from my desk at 6pm, grabbed a beer, let the jiggles n wiggles creep in, and then solved the issue in like 10 minutes. HOORAY BEER. 🥴🍺🐰🚽🐬
- I HICCUPPED WHILE SWALLOWING A BIG GULP OF COKE AND IT FOAMED UP AND WENT EVERYWHERE WEEEEEEEEEH
- EGGY BURRITOS FOR LUNCH :D :D
- i'm starting to worry about my neighbors across the street - for weeks, non of their cars moved. which is odd, considering one of them is a teacher & school is active. today, all their cars except for one are gone & some guy just drove away in it. if i dont see them tonight, i'm calling for a check.
- watching renovation shows in the 80s/90s: "we're bringing this beautifully built old home back! :D" watching renovation shows now: "these guys didnt know what they were doing! this is CRAZY. only we can fix it BUT we're overbudget 500k and we MUST get everything done in exactly 4 hours OR ELSE D:<"
- whoa the power company emailed us saying we should avoid using heaters, washer/dryers, ovens, stovetops, and really anything that requires higher power usage because of the cold weather here :0o I GET TO SKIP MY BATH >:D >:D *SCAMPERS INTO A DARK HOLE IN THE FLOOR*
- instead of doing anything productive im just sitting here thinking about how toilet paper and napkins do the same thing but for different ends D:
- every time i watch robyn's video for "call your girlfriend" i can't help but think how dirty her clothes are getting rolling around on that floor
