Kerry Ann (She/Auth-her) 🏳️⚧️ | Screenwriter
Stand up Comedienne, and 🏳️⚧️ she/her. Author of Queer Comedies (Novels & Screenplays) - kerryann.carrd.co Also 10y exp. as Software Engineer
- Only a loving god... ...would design a hand... ...that would fit so perfectly... ...inside a puppet's ass.
- how fucked up is it that the President of the United States shat his pants during a press conference... and it's not funny.
- "Autodidact? Wow, big word. Did you teach yourself that?
- I'm thinking of organizing a "teach-in" at IADT here in Ireland about the situation in Minnesota. Does anyone know of anyone who could help with the research or the presentation?
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- Things are bad right now. Going to try to start a trend to cheer us up. #flashah Add your own! Flash, ah Lynchpin of the polycule Flash, ah Technically not a vegetable Flash, ah Patron saint of fellatio Flash, ah Doesn't know what a ladle's for Flash, ah Plays the bongos with chicken-brains
- War isn't inevitable yet, but instability is possible. Use this time wisely: bit.ly/PrepNotPanic
- When ordinary people can no longer distinguish between lawful authority and arbitrary force, the state has already lost something fundamental. Even if every single action were technically legal on paper, the social contract is broken the moment authority becomes indistinguishable from threat.
- I got out because I saw this coming. Now survivor's guilt is kicking my ass.
- Americans, please consider: If things became meaningfully worse, should I leave? If so, what would be the clear “red line” that tells me it’s time? If I plan to stay, what would I need in place to feel safe and supported? Who are the people and institutions I rely on, and are they strong enough?
- <tantruming child voice> I WANT A KLINGON WITH JAZZ HANDS! </tantruming child voice>
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- #Pluribus is basically #HDG / #HumanDomesticationGuide but without plants. And yet - I fecking *LOVE* Pluribus.
- I finally finished my screenplay (at least the first draft). Comes in at 116 pages, will probably be trimmed in future drafts. #transwriters #screenwriters #queerwriters #writers
- The (most likely false) claim that the US attacked Venz. directly is literally unprecidented. Mostly the lie heads of state have given was "we didn't do it." Now the lie is "We did it"--even if we didn't. We're shifting from concealment culture to impunity culture.
- I just finished the first draft of my feature screenplay "Polite Company" #transwriters #queerwriters #screenwriters #writingcommunity -- let me know if anyone wants to beta read.
- Avocado's number is the number of guacs in a mole.
- Santa has completed his rounds. But the new Naughty list for 2026 doesn't start until Jan. 1. NOW IS THE TIME OF MONSTERS.
- Christmas selfie!
- If there's one lesson we can learn from 2025, it is this: It is a very, *very* short amount of time between "this is unthinkable" and "this is Tuesday."
- Dear Santa: All I want for Xmas is a spice rack. I'm not picky. But Mel B's is my favorite. Can I have one like hers? #transXmas
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- @maegodhavemercy.com Mae - someone's hacked into your discord account and sent me a scam link. Might be time to change your password. www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...
- Turns out, you run over ONE Gramma with a reindeer, all of a sudden you have to deal with all sorts of rules and guidelines about where and when you can fly, what altitudes, the weather conditions... Honestly, it's elfin safety gone mad.
- Supernatural kaiju real estate. I don't know why this was written in the notebook beside my bed when I woke up. I assume it was a brilliant idea.
- Boy oh boy, I sure hope that the big man himself gives everyone what they want this Christmas. A preview of a gravestone with the world's most evil man's name on it. Writing my letter to the Ghost Of Christmas Future Now.
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- People romanticize the diamond. They never ask what it’s like to be the charcoal while it’s happening — the pressure, the heat, the suffocation, the obliteration of everything that used to be you. And here’s the truth no one says out loud: The charcoal feels like it’s dying. Over and over. #trans
- "When it seems no one in the world believes in you, that's the time it's most important to believe in yourself." You know who said that? That's right. Sasquatch.
- ME: "I use generative AI to turn furry art porn into regular human cartoon porn." THE CONFESSIONAL PRIEST: "Again... I'm pretty sure that's a sin, but I'm not entirely sure which one."
- Skunks are only found in North and South America, not Europe. Which is why Pepe LePew was cultural appropriation as WELL as rape culture personified... in this essay I will...
- ACAB includes the "Inch High Private Eye." Discuss.
- I officially have been approved for my Stamp 2 Irish Visa. Finally. FINALLY. I can stop running.
- Need to: * write screenplay * Finish analysis of Peaky Blinders pilot * Write essay on poetics. * Pitch Bat Country to agents. But... I have this really cool idea for a #dorley fic...
- Christmas isn't cancelled because of "woke". It was cancelled because no one can afford to have a Christmas.
- At Irish immigration. All I need now is to be fingerprinted. I assume it's so if I'm kidnapped by baddies they will have a chance of finding me.
