I applied to a job this morning that wanted me to take this dumbass test, which I almost acquiesced to.. then didn't. Let's do a quick LP of this because I can.
Feb 3, 2026 17:03Uh-oh, it wants access to my camera and mic. I don't have a camera and it's defaulting to my capture card and Virtual Audio Cable, a program that exists primarily for micspamming in TF2. Let's just uh..
There we go. Turns out my SNES was hooked up to my capture card still, and it took a couple of seconds to start Earthbound up. You can't see it but I have VAC and Winamp on and I'm blasting the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack.
I don't think I've ever given a presentation in any job I've ever had, but okay.
Ten minutes of irrelevant bullshit later, we arrive at this question. Unfortunately, "dump all the spaghetti from your pockets" isn't an option or I'd pick that.
It then moves on to the "Eye haff tvelve metchsteek" round because apparently I applied to either the SAT board or to Level-5, and if it's the latter one that year-long LP I did of Ni no Kuni 2 is gonna be a problem.
Ten minutes of questions about scheduling later and we're on to the what the fuck is this shit round.
This one's easy, you read my LP of Baldur's Gate 3 or my upcoming LP of Look Outside. What this has to do with a job, I have no idea.
At this point I've lost the plot and I'm playing Earthbound in the background for the remaining time.