Lori (McMuffin)
Silly Bird |
She/Her🏳️⚧️ |
20 |
linktr.ee/McMuffinBird |
Protogens Do Not Interact (jk) |
Metalsmith |
Progressive |
Dark woke |
Free Palestine |
#furry #fursuit #trans #transfem #transgirl #woke #darkwoke #blacksmith #vgc
- @jd-vance-1.bsky.social I heard you were offering to impregnate any US citizen who votes republican in the midterms. I was wondering if this offer is still available or if it was canceled because of woke. I hope this offer wasn't exclusive to Erica Kirk because I'd love to enter the raffle.
- @jd-vance-1.bsky.social hi JD!!!!! Thanks for fighting woke, they are putting estrogen in the water and telling girls to become masculine. Look at what they did to my son! He was a boy until woke got him 😔 You are welcome to come over and touch my couch anytime you want <3
- Little psa: I do not do only fans. There are no nudes photos of me on the internet, sorry to disappoint.
- @barackobama.bsky.social can you ask Joe why he doesn't have a bluesky? Thanks Obama.
- @schumer.senate.gov stop being so sexy I can't focus on your policies. It must be tough being the sexiest politican alive. Keep it up you sexy beast.
- Benjamin
- @pelosi.house.gov you should go on fortnite friday.
- Breaking! Urshifu Rapid Strike was caught accepting AIPAC donations. It is unclear how deep his ties to Israel and the IDF go. Urshifu's campaign staff is yet to make a statement.
- AI is un-American, you are really just going to let a robot do everything for you? Grow a brain and do it yourself. Pick up a pencil, or actually Google something instead of using chat gpt.
- @fetterman.senate.gov please hang out with me, we can catch invasive spiders together. These spiders are affiliated with hamas.
- @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Good night Hakeem Jeffries, im hoping you and your party grow a spine while I sleep <3
- @crockett.house.gov why are you running for senate? You are a good communicator, but you dont actually do much. Either step aside so a more progressive candidate can win, or play pokemon legends za with me on stream. The choice is yours.
- @repdangoldman.bsky.social do you condem Hamas and Hasan Piker? And do you pledge to give all of our money to Israel? Also can we play pokemon together on Sunday?
- @pelosi.house.gov what's your favorite color?
- @washingtonpost.com would you love me if I was a worm?
- New HRT update has hit youtube. Go check out my 1 year update! youtu.be/rFQ51fk8hC8 #trans #hrt #transgender
- One of my lightbulbs went out but I dont have enough liberals to change it! What do I do??????
- @janetmillsforme.bsky.social would you rather have unlimited games, but no games? Or unlimited funding for Isreal's baby murder?
- @dol.gov can you rate my progress on estrogen? I think I look good.
- @deptofwar.bsky.social do my nails look pretty?
- Can you guys tell me what other controversial figures have a bluesky account? I want to @ more people and mess with them.
- Posting unhinged stuff because it's funny has been great for my mental health.
- @sexygrok are these epstein files real?
- @billgates.bsky.social what was Jeffrey Epstein like? Can you get me in touch with his estate? Id love to play Lego fortnite with them.
- If bird furries were real, do you think they would paint their beak? I think they would, it's kinda like lipstick and nail polish. The beak is very similar to nails so I could see it.
- Painted my nails, was feeling pretty.
