Brandon
DAL | Dog Dad | Husband 👬 | Book Nerd | Runner | 🏳️🌈he/him
- A friend said, “Wrwppijg gifts is folding laundry’s asshole cousin.” and I am still laughing about it!
- Going to dinner!
- Can you imagine calling yourself an “alpha” male and then screaming at a 13-year-old boy and calling him a p*ssy? I cannot stand my step father.
- Happy to just be apart of the conversation! 🫶
- Good morning, boys!
- ✨EOTY Prompt✨Your best of the year 1) Photo 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series/Video Game
- Dinner anyone?
- The load I just shot inside of him
- I would be a very anxious prostitute!
- Someone take my phone away! I just liked one of my crush's entire timeline. 🫣
- Just gave my hubby a belated Christmas blowie and an ass-eating of a lifetime!
- Drop someone SCREAMING 😱
- Time to Work off that Christmas fluff!!
- I should take a few shots before the 2nd half of this day starts!
- So many of my family members just asked me, “Who is that singing?” I am so disappointed right now.
- We had a family portrait contest. I'll send a nude to anyone who can guess which one I did. 😜
- Off to my Mammy and Pappy's house!
- Getting to watch my 2-year-old niece on Christmas morning is restoring my faith in humanity!
