Brandon
DAL | Dog Dad | Husband 👬 | Book Nerd | Runner | 🏳️🌈he/him
- A friend said, “Wrwppijg gifts is folding laundry’s asshole cousin.” and I am still laughing about it!
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- Replying to fossildaddyCutieeeee
- Going to dinner!
- Can you imagine calling yourself an “alpha” male and then screaming at a 13-year-old boy and calling him a p*ssy? I cannot stand my step father.
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- Never, I am a professional!
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- Most def babygirl! 😍
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- Replying to Boyfriend DickMmm thank you sir
- Happy to just be apart of the conversation! 🫶
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- Replying to Matt Makes Mermaid MoviesI was surprised by how few movies I watched this year. I just don't have the time anymore.
- Replying to Boyfriend DickI'd happily take a seat!
- Good morning, boys!
- ✨EOTY Prompt✨Your best of the year 1) Photo 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series/Video Game
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- Replying to formerlyconradLove the sweater, and George is adorable!
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- Who needs sanity when you're such a cutie! Glad you made it!
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- I'm so confused
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- Open up!
- Dinner anyone?
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- Replying to Jakey BakeyGet to eating
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- One ticket please!
- The load I just shot inside of him
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- Replying to altcadianA need. A want. A must.
- Someone take my phone away! I just liked one of my crush's entire timeline. 🫣
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- Replying to littlebiboiA secret?
- I would be a very anxious prostitute!
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- Replying to Jakey BakeyMe trying to flirt!
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- Replying to altcadianYou wanna be next? 😘
- We had a family portrait contest. I'll send a nude to anyone who can guess which one I did. 😜
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- Replying to Atilla the BlakeLet me just go ahead and slide into that DM of yours 😜
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- Replying to acorobThat's me but not the one that I did. Lol
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- Just give me my money
- Drop someone SCREAMING 😱
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- Replying to cthompson36We stan!!
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- Replying to nickintheskyI normally do too! I don't know what got into me!
- Just gave my hubby a belated Christmas blowie and an ass-eating of a lifetime!
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- Howwwww?
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- Replying to Jakey BakeyAbsolutely! 🥰
- Time to Work off that Christmas fluff!!
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- Ahhh! Love them!
- I should take a few shots before the 2nd half of this day starts!
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- Oh yes! Very hot!
- So many of my family members just asked me, “Who is that singing?” I am so disappointed right now.
[This user deactivated their account]- Replying to connorcrosbyMerry Christmas!!
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- I love that shirt!!!
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- Thirst traps!
- Off to my Mammy and Pappy's house!
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- Merry Christmas!
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- Well hot damn! 😍😍
- Getting to watch my 2-year-old niece on Christmas morning is restoring my faith in humanity!
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- Merry Chrysler!
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- That looks so good!!
