Robert Swartwood
USA Today bestselling and ITW Thriller Award-winning author. Dog dad. Professional napper. Bottled at the source.
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- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodOh, were there other, less racist things, senator?
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodTRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
- This fucking guy
- Trump offered to unfreeze funding for NYC tunnel if Dulles airport, train station renamed for him, source says reut.rs/4ac0nRa
- Happy Black History Month from President Trump!
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- It’s honestly impressive how JD Vance manages to be even more heinous than his boss
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodEverything’s Antifa when you don’t know how to read.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodOver on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodThe word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodI sense a brother-in-law who is an attorney...who has nothing to do with publishing or intellectual property!
- Red Ogre (@ogre.red) gets rights to your work upon *submission*. And those rights are ridiculous. They can change your work, not credit you, use your work for advertising, or put it in an anthology. Don't submit to this one, folks.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodEvery year MNDOT asks the public to name eight new snowplows. My suggestion -- SAY IT AIN'T SNOW -- is one of the finalists. There's a link to vote inside this MPR article. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodI want to reiterate that this shit is nuts. A federal invasion of state-run elections, an intelligence community invasion of federal law enforcement, a White House invasion of a criminal investigation, and a president’s insane treasonable sore loser obsession all rolled up and muddled together.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodPlease, my magic bean, it is very sick
- Just like Jesus would do!
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodyikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodGallego getting Bessent to just say that taxpayers will pay Trump $10 billion if he wins is why most Trump officials who testify just berate the senators instead.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodThis is like the social-media video I saw recently in which a country singer suggested that, if Jesus were alive today, he'd be from the South.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodHow it started. How it's going.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodHaving literally written the book on the National Prayer Breakfast -- borne of the idea that God cares more for the rich and powerful than everyone else -- I can say this is the rare instance where Trump's grotesqueness is deeply appropriate.
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodand coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodName them shame them
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodWow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodnormal guy of the week alert
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodNEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodI’ve watched this about 20 times already
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodit’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodIt was @asharangappa.bsky.social who first put this idea in my head, but really starting to feel like they're gonna try to get Maduro to cop to some insane 2020 election conspiracy in exchange for leniency www.reuters.com/world/americ...
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodGiveaway! 🎉 @duttonbooks.bsky.social is handing out 30 free Advance Reader Copies of my upcoming book, "Obstinate Daughters." Just click the link below to enter the giveaway. Deadline Feb 23. Do share with fellow readers, if you are so inclined... 🔗 bit.ly/4pvX6Sy #giveaway #ARC #goodreads #books
- Happy Black History Month from the Trump administration!
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodlol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
- The new Netflix movie WAR MACHINE should not be confused with the old Netflix movie WAR MACHINE, mmkay?
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodshe absolutely deserved this stray because she also sucks but goddamn lol
- Tonight!
- This Wednesday, at 7 pm EST, I'll be chatting with award-winning narrator Thérèse Plummer — who co-narrated my Avery Bishop novella DEAR SERAPHINA — to discuss her career, her approach to narrating audiobooks, and more. Join us! www.facebook.com/events/12669...
- This is a really cool feature
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodINBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
- Reposted by Robert Swartwood“trump-poop-executive-order” www.snopes.com/news/2026/02...
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodeven more relevant today!
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodAnyway, congrats to Will Lewis bumping the UK tabloid scandal to the second sentence of his obit.
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodthe owner just spent 75 million on a film that opened with a 7 million take
- It’s not sustainable for a healthy democracy to have one side hellbent on stealing elections, but, you know, whatever it takes to own the libs
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodThis woman has shown more courage than the nominal leaders of the Democratic Party.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodThis cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodFloored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodRemember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel? Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again. And they almost shot some kids in the process.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodI know we’ve gotten used to it, but this type of behavior is disgusting and people should speak up about it
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodHarper’s wild prose and allusions to the likes of Samson and “war between the gods” raise tawdry situations to mythic, biblical proportions. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
- Reposted by Robert Swartwood“.. Not a single Republican member of Congress showed up to the public forum .. on the violence inflicted by federal immigration agents, featuring testimony from the brothers of Renee Good ..” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/post/206100/...
- Reposted by Robert Swartwood#5 of 52 Fictions is up -- my story, "Trespassesque," about a man with a key and ideas about how things should be. I hope you'll check it out at the link and give it a read. open.substack.com/pub/nickarvi...
- Why’d they cut this one for time??
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- We screwed
- Reposted by Robert Swartwoodim building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodBERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
- Well they don’t call the podcast SmartLess for no reason
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodAn alternate title for this collection is EEEEEVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLL. @badhandbooks.bsky.social
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodElon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent. In 17 tests, Grok generated images after being told they would be used to degrade the person. www.reuters.com/business/des...
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodJeannine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on Monday threatened jail time for anyone who enters Washington with a gun. Her remarks prompted swift pushback from the Republican Party’s pro-Second Amendment wing.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodDirector: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit? CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked Director: what
- Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. bit.ly/4rmRhrK
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodIf you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodIt's about hierarchy. "Beauty" is subjective, the idea of a black woman portraying the most beautiful woman in the world offends them because white people are supposed to be the most beautiful and it is therefore offensive, it's so straightforwardly racist bsky.app/profile/radl...
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodDHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodThere’s the winning message. They finally nailed it.
- Reposted by Robert SwartwoodThey don't give a single fuck about their own supporters. It's particularly galling that they no longer care if they live or die.
