Christopher Buehlman
Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.
- So, the monkey video. And this guy is our Commander-in-Chief. Not that it’s ok that he was already a fraudster, a rapist, a creepy dad, a betrayer of allies, a deadbeat, and a guy who had his deceased ex wife BURIED ON HIS GOLF COURSE, but yeah. Now also the monkey video. Fuck outta here.
- So the fat cats running everything walked into Epstein‘s diabolical honey trap, eh? Would explain why Israel got a blank check despite Bibi’s atrocities and why Putin and Musk got to treat Trump like their bitch. The rot must go very deep indeed. #Kompromat #ReleasetheFiles or #PartyLikeIts1789
- That feeling when you just *know* someone is behind you.
- I miss the country I thought I lived in when I thought it was just a pee tape.
- From a trip to Bologna in November.
- Minnesotans are among the best of us. All the ugly things coming out of the US reflect on us as a group. But so, I hope, do these kind, brave patriots on the frontlines of oppression. Minnesota, like Ukraine, is defending more than her own citizens. www.instagram.com/reel/DUJJjia...
- 2025 was rough. Had knee surgery in February, only now close to 100% (or as close as I’ll get). Flu mugged me in late December. But today? I got on the heavy bag. 10 (slow) 3-minute rounds. My wind is for shit (see also:old) but it’ll come back with work. Crunchy shoulders, but 🤷🏻. Onward.
- Reposted by Christopher BuehlmanTrump’s right hand cannot be responsible for investigating his left hand. We need an independent, impartial investigation now. www.cbsnews.com/news/alex-pr...
- This is what’s happening in America: our current government does not represent the vast majority of its people, and dissenters are regularly being detained, increasingly injured, and sometimes killed.
- Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse, and, as such, his face may have been the last one some people saw. I’m sorry that the last faces he saw were those of masked thugs brutalizing his community on the orders of a president and a federal government I now consider wholly illegitimate. ICE OUT NOW
- I guess we’re about to find out if that Gadsden flag is a rattlesnake or a limp dick.
- Reposted by Christopher BuehlmanAlex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
- MURDER. I just witnessed state murder. With Renee Good, I also saw murder, but that looked like one asshole’s misogynistic rage. This looked like an execution. I’m really fucking angry right now. The menu of responses I would support just widened considerably.
- If America doesn’t unfuck itself soon, English will be in the late 21st century what Russian is in Eastern Europe—a language the old folks understand but are too angry and embarrassed to speak.
- So are those 1500 troops in Alaska getting ready to go to Minnesota? Or is it actually Greenland? Is he oppressing US citizens or attacking an ally? Neither is acceptable. Fuck the betraying coward Donald Trump and all who serve him. We need action. I’m ready to support that action however I can.
- And I no longer think of this dangerous idiot as someone whose removal from office can wait for another election cycle. Whether the 25th amendment is invoked, impeachment and removal urgently pursued, or other remedies of last resort pursued, he needs to go.
- Senate republicans need to declare publicly that they will vote to remove Trump after the house impeaches him if he orders military action against Greenland and Denmark. That would stop him because he doesn’t want to go to jail. He only understands power and punishment. #DefendNato
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- Maybe after we help Iran with their popular uprising they’ll return the favor and help us with ours.
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- To the leadership of the US military: I have heard that this administration is actively planning an illegal invasion of Greenland that would be catastrophic to our alliances, our economy, and our national dignity. If true, I urge you not to resign over this outrage, but to take action to stop it.
- She said she wasn’t mad at him just before he shot her in the face. He called her a fucking bitch as her car rolled to a stop under her dead hand. Yet the president says she was a terrorist. And the president is an honourable man.
- I used to think civil war was the worst thing that could happen to America; but complacency while our citizens are murdered by the state (just happened) or while we attack our allies (might be about to happen) are worse.
- The killing in Minnesota should be our Crispus Attucks moment. If you don’t know that gentleman’s name, please find out who he was. It’s important.
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- Putin’s Russia must be stopped. It has no place at the table of civilized nations. I stand with Ukraine.
- The roll-call of creatives and givers we lost this year is nearly as troubling as the list of harmful shitbags we didn’t.
- Features of recently announced Trump-class warship include: • 60% Russian funded • Postures/threatens but avoids physical conflict • Saves money by not paying crew • Pageant dressing room stealth mode • Bankrupts any port it enters • If sunk by enemy vessel claims it was not sunk
- Find someone who’s comfortable in your silence and who invites you into theirs. And by ‘someone,’ I mean ‘a cat.’ Go get a fucking cat.
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