grawlix
Humor and wonder.
my posts:
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- tell a story with three grocery store items - pickle jar w juice, 1 gallon - 12-pack toilet paper rolls - cling wrap
- you should have to say on your dating profile how far into the woods you walk before you pee
- there's a small village in central England named Pussypump Village. Don't google it.
- it's named for the millwheel--known in antiquity as a pump--which the villagers historically called "pussy" with affection
- all im saying is that these are things at least one person has said on the internet
- the pussy pump was first invented in Pussypump Village. Neither is named for the other. It's actually just a complete coincidence.