Wolf Redhead
Aged 44.
British.
Married.
Started this account to tribute my favourite redheads. Turns out im too old and grumpy for that shit now.
Sometime writer. Often time Emo. Dumb smart person. Midvale school for the gifted alum
- Sleep well tonight, tomorrow we fight. Gene. Love this. youtu.be/PjJvv7XfI8w?...
- Idle thought during this health and safety webinar... Noone has ever put my cock AND my balls in their mouth at the same time. I wonder, is it even possible??
- FUCK its cold in here
- Love it when a book arrives that I had completely forgotten I had ordered 😂😂
- Theres a personal trainer who works out the gym who has a personalised number plate which is along the lines of M1SS PPT And whilst as a PT I can see what she is going for, all I can see is MISS POWERPOINT lol
- Boink
- Fuck off already January, nobody likes you and you've drastically overstayed your welcome.
- Coffee and a wank.
- Oooooooooooooof that feeling when you find a new tune that bursts through your headphones, and it literally empties your head of all other thoughts and makes you nearly piss yourself with excitement 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
- This is so true! Totally changed my sex life when I started wearing a different size 😊
- Academia is so awful for exploiting free labour. Reviewing for papers, grants, anything - we're expected to do for free, on top of our actual jobs. Well, I'm not doing it anymore. I'm saying no to any requests for my time and expertise the offer zero remuneration. Fuck the exploiters.
- Makes me so sad when a band's debut album absolutely knocks my socks off, and then the follow up is utter dogshit 😭😭
- Accidentally un-muted meeting farts will never not be funny to me.
- Leaving my job on Friday. Not a fucking whisper from the higher ups. Shows how much I was just a cog in a machine, a cash cow to them. Makes the decision to leave look even better.
- Home alone for 2 hours for the first time since before Christmas!!! Oh the peace and quiet 😂
- Holy fuck am I the only person in the world who didn't that Davos ISN'T IN GREECE???!!! Davos is in Switzerland!!!
- Uh oh. Appear to have fallen down a rabbit hole of metal versions of k-pop demon hunters songs.😂😂😂 Might thread a few of my favs 🤘
- There are SO MANY beautiful women in Italy. Men too, but wow. Just an unbelievably attractive nation
- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually now fewer holes in it than there were before
- Ok, calm wolf today, calm Wolf youtu.be/Tx6g0hVxCWU?...
- Why the fuck are northerners SO LOUD. This couple in the room next to me, I could hear every single word of their convo. They can be at most, 6 feet apart. Why are they shouting? She was on the phone earlier. Speaker, naturally. Every. Fucking. Word. And now the TV is a million decibels. Fuuuuck
- Two nights in a hotel this week, and we all know what that means... . . . . . . HOTEL BREAKFAST 🤤🤤
