Usman-Smith
Now enjoying Malta sun & sea.
A life behind me of curious change and interesting people.
From Mancunia and yet travelling in both time & space here.
Join me for the craic & childlike adulting.
- I can't believe America's fine with their president being able to do whatever he wants (like, literally ANYTHING). It's madness.
- The 'No More Kings' experiment that ran for 259 years has failed because there are a majority in America who yearn for a king? I'm The founding fathers are a long way from those that inherited the land.
- “Everyone involved pretends they had absolutely no idea.” Ian Hislop, Private Eye’s editor, appeared on Tonight with Andrew Marr to discuss the Epstein files, and the cover the Eye ran in reference to the paedophile sex trafficker all the way back in 2011.
- Satire is hard when reality is as warped as today. But the Eye has it covered. Without doubt a paper that's got more news in it than 'proper' newspapers. Although that's not that difficult. Today's headlines were generally articles in private eye years ago.
- Coronation Street. Emmerdale. Where death is never the end & family is your worst nightmare. Not watched for a while. Same faces. Much older. Yet dangerously addictive. I shall go cold turkey....
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- Read 'em & weep... SHOP NOW | Malta Chocolate share.google/9Bnria2lwZsc...
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- My wife was the accounts bod for the Chocolate Factory in Buggiba three years ago. The 'broken' chocolates we were forced to consume! I tried, but was defeated by sheer volume of chocolate. They did a tour all about the history of chocolate. Pairing chocolates with beers & fruits with wine days.🍫☕
- It's nuts....
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- I have been trying to be healthy.... Sigh...
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- Well, I gave up smoking many times too. Never enjoyed it, but it was a social thing. Rather like the soaps. Not smoked for months. The soaps may go the same way. My only real addiction is chocolate. Also typing stuff on here. Dopamine hits? Just realised, not had chocolate for weeks either. ❄️🦃
- Trump: Movie star, Melania Trump—tremendous success. It’s the number one documentary in 19 years, can you believe this? I had a top model and now, I have a top movie star.
- 'Had' in the sense of utterly controlled & drained?
- Things I've learned from reading marvellous Scandi fiction. Swimming lessons are compulsory. The blood of pregnant mares is harvested in order to isolate the chemicals that make pigs have more baby pigs for the meat market.
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View full threadNot at all. The best pirates know when to be captains.
- Pirates of the Airways? Freedom fighters of forever? I feel a Netflix mini series looming as those fighting the good fight scout the seven networks for content. Free, free at last, I have a dream.
