Stuart Gipp
British one off of Retronauts.
Freelance games writer.
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- what if; instead of small; big
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- Sega Saturn owners in 1995-96 be like:
- Reposted by Stuart Gippnot terribly challenging, he's the biggest thing on the cover
- For what it's worth, fuming Goemon fans... pretty much all those games are fully playable and enjoyable in English. There are some minor sticking points but guides exist. Fan translations also exist. I'm still buying it though. Gotta have Goemon.
- REAL NEWS ALERT ACTUAL GOOD THING ALERT
- Also, not in the international Direct, but Konami is also releasing a Ganbare Goemon collection only in Japan (in addition to the Super Bomberman collection that's coming out worldwide), with the Famicom, Super Famicom and Game Boy games youtu.be/zH0vjUf3M1o
- had The Golden Girls on and it really was ahead of its time
- i really need to stop watching these Directs
- it's really funny that in these trailers every single shot or weapon swing is a miss because any blood would raise the age rating
- CONSOLE ARCHIVES? SORRY? WHAT?
- A Bomberman comp is cool I guess but none of those games are Bomberman '94 so what the fuck's the point
- Kyoto Xanadu!!
- So far this Direct fucking sucks.
- went looking for a CaB thread about The Golden Girls and ended up laughing at my own 2023 bit, fair play to me I say
- There's only one thing worse than Darren Aronofsky using AI to make a movie, and that's him making a movie himself.
- A Ren & Stimpy game collection pushes the Gipp buttons, but it's difficult for me to get over the fact that it doesn't have the best - and, in fact only good Ren & Stimpy Game, Stimpy's Invention for Mega Drive. Buckaroo$ on Game Gear is OK too, but that's not there either. Hmm
- I am a sucker for James Bond games, even mid ones like 007 Legends. I played Quantum of Solace, Blood Stone, loved them in all their 6/10 glory. Can’t bring myself to be interested in that new 007 First Light game and I think it’s entirely because you are not playing as a recognisable Bond.
- oh, not much, just discovered there's a PS2 Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance clone called Combat Elite: WWII Paratroopers
- critical fail
- Not a joke; not a bit - I have only just clocked, in the last 30 seconds, thanks to a passing remark by @masamah.bsky.social, that "Proto Man" is named as such because he is a prototype. I don't know what I thought it was. It never, ever occurred to me despite its stultifying obviousness. Fuck.
- steam doodle
- A pleasant surprise waiting for me when I got home, no thanks to the postal service who clearly requisitioned that the packaging was fucked, and I don’t mean “fucked” like the slang, I mean they mandated that someone roughly make love to the box for what looks like hours on end
- I reckon I could actually take all of the So Solid Crew
