BeeFly🐝🐝
I say dumb shit, I really enjoy fisticuffs, and draw like the kid not paying attention in the back of math class.
- Garage Band is not for fools like me. Why am I making generic 90s one Black friend Saturday morning cartoon music?
- Listen…
- My first word was eat. My second word was no. I am a Taurus.
- There is an Eddie Murphy/Ron Howard sketch that I kinda base my movie/television choices on. “Was it any Black people in it?” “No.” “I didn’t see it.”
- If Zola is streaming I’m going to watch it every single time.
- I love to lead a good solid ”Booooo!” choir, but can we bring back the “hiss” as well?
- Queen Latifah is so pretty.
- What they be frying up at Olivia‘s Gardenias anyway?
- Does Vaporub expire? I ain’t got a glass pot but it does say 2024.
- Night in the Woods, Night in the Woods, and Night in the Woods.
- I love learning card games. Gin Rummy is cute.
- Sick sleep is the worst sleep of all.
- Once I filled up that pink one…
- Wait. Y’all threw yall iPods away? 😵
- Not my momma found my old yo-yos and my extra large sized Vibe magazine with Tupac on the cover! Happy Black History Month to meeee!
- This NyQuil got me floating down the hallway like Malcom X.
- Listen. Somebody had a Santa sack full of iguanas.
- People be eating iguanas? Tail and all?
- Is whiskey good for a cold? I’m gone say yeah.
- Why am I sick? I rarely get sick.
- Being Black is fun. ❤️
- I hate you if you can skate. ***said out of jealousy
- Highly recommended if you play games like The Wolf Among Us/Detroit Become Human.
- An anthem. 🫡🫡🫡
- My son said too much. “My car was only messy when a girl was in it..” “Wait what?! Who?” “Good night mommy…”
- I’ve been fired A LOT. I’m not funny, but I have a smart ass mouth.
- Okay. Let me play one of these unplayed games. Red Dead Redemption II is an all day game…so Dispatch it is.
- Two weeks before I got fired. We both had sketch pads on our desks. In time we found out we went to the same college, same dorm, and same major at different times.
- When the disability gets to disabling. I’m about to have a flare. ☹️
- Wait. Did my mama offer to buy me a viola for my birthday? I’m speechless.
- I don’t know. Being dysfunctional might get me through this. Heightened awareness Know when to hide or flee Doing this cardio so I can run
- I would go on a first date, and do a magic trick. I’m witty, not funny, and terrible at small talk.
- Puma cubs are so cute and dangerous.
- I love leg day. I will boot a mothafucka to the moon.
- They really know they could give us The Wolf Among Us 2. It’s just on a shelf.
- I know some of y’all grown asses are having more wet dreams that a teenager with acne going through puberty.
- I’m going to bed.
- Why I try to walk the runway and they told me “Go away! Shoo!” Bring back this energy Sims 4.
