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I only drink hot tap water
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- Reposted by actually its fens monsteri love new avatar movie
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterjust in case anybody's thinking about being mean to me
- daily affirmations: putting too much garlic in a dish isn't real putting too much garlic in a dish can't hurt you the amount of garlic needed for any dish is equivalent to how much you are willing to peel
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterQANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterDude pinball Uhura is a brick house. And McCoy ain’t skipping shoulder day.
- trying something new on bed tonight (not using my phone)
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterAsked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterWhatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterHomer Simpson’s sex tape is called Mr Plow
- Reposted by actually its fens monstera looming reptile what now?
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterhell yeah
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterHasbro??? how about, "Has Bro ever won a game of monopoly"
- Reposted by actually its fens monstereveryone who follows me should follow @amutepiggy.bsky.social. don't read that one post though, that one doesn't count #FollowFriday
- Reposted by actually its fens monster(into the microphone at a memorial service) a MEmorial service and not an USmorial service? wow, selfish much???
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterruining the mood by totally fucking up the ritual sacrifice
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterfuck you but not the horse you rode in on, he seems chill as hell
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterTrue Life: I Accidentally Clicked The Heart React Button On The Public Epstein Files Dropbox
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterand tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterI’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterYou have no idea what I’m incapable of.
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- Reposted by actually its fens monsterSincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterfired from my weather reporting job because i kept calling it "the cum before the storm"
- one of these things is not like the other
- if I may recommend one
- Reposted by actually its fens monster“familiarity breeds contempt” i think while deleting all contacts from my phone
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterThe B-52s: Where should we plan to play in Italy? Manager: Rome, if you want to.
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterThe Grinch changing the station every time The Who comes on
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterHELLO???
- Reposted by actually its fens monsteri think my fairy godmother is an absentee parent
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterit's easy to be a roamin' in Rome when you are lost
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterI would like to cancel my subscription of adulthood
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterhey i got these for you *hands you my problems*
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterME: i’m nervous about my date should i bring anything FRIEND: just be nice ME: okay [later] DATE: what is this ME: bean ice
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterChristmas is a Die Hard movie
- Reposted by actually its fens monsteri am burdened with glorious purpose (shitposting)
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterif you see a nazi, make sure all they want for christmas is their two front teeth.
- sometimes the curtains are blue to indicate depression and others it's to indicate the author was high as fuck
- Reposted by actually its fens monster🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Let us 🕯 circle back in 🕯 the new year 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterApplied to a job at bsky dot app. Promised not to retweet things about cum or fucking anyone's mom. Also to stop saying retweet. Wish me luck fam
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterwitchcraft denotes the existence of witchindustry
- Reposted by actually its fens monstersure pigs get blankets but shouldn't they get little pillows too?
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterGonna wear a Santa hat and say "giddy-up, jingle horse" during sex to keep things festive
- it's a good thing I keep leaving chapstick in my pockets, you'd never guess how many times I'm unloading the washer and happen to think"oh my lips are dry" partway through
- Reposted by actually its fens monster(6:30 PM) BRAIN AND BODY: it's probably almost midnight
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterWhenever I get home, Pepper barks at me like “where the fuck have you been? It’s been hours and you didn’t call”
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterHey you finally got a Wikipedia entry, congrats
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterHe died from an unprofitable disease.
- Reposted by actually its fens monster“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
- happy George W. Bush Shoe Throwing Incident Day to all who celebrate
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterThe downside of looking this good all the time is that no one believes you don't ever sleep.
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterif you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterI don't look at the menu at restaurants anymore. I just say "give me the daddy stack" and see what happens
- Reposted by actually its fens monsteri have muted your microphone. please respond
- nothing reminds me of the ceaseless progression of time like a "19 years ago" upload date on a youtube video
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterGonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
- I wish she could understand how perfect and beautiful she is
- she has to go to the vet twice a week for the next month for arthritis injections and I think after 8 times pulling her up and down steep hills I may need arthritis injections myself
- Reposted by actually its fens monstergreg learned everything he knows about star trek from kaaahn academy
- Reposted by actually its fens monsterit's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
