Samsquanch
Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.
- yeah this is why I bought my steam deck early this year. I knew this kinda thing was coming. memory chips are in *everything*
- I encourage Americans to do the same.
- Son of a...I bet they let Karen bring her so called "service dog" in...
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- "Oh yeah? I demand a jury trial. see if you can find 12 of my peers who will convict me, fuck-o"
- No good deed... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
- Enjoy every sunbeam
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- What. the . actual. fuck.
- Reposted by Samsquanch“Happy Black History Month!” said the institutions that gutted all their DEI initiatives.
- "I'm just gonna do it. it will all be fine" is an attitude I burned so many calories dealing with for so many years.
- the assumption is that Bondi has *seen* the worst evidence. She is an exec. She dont have to look at the nasty. that makes it a whole lot easier to gaslight herself.
- I see you my young'uns
- funny thing. I see heaps of people shipping this. both positively and negatively. thats fine. people will see what they want to see. But I guess Im one of the few who thought "Oh cool friends. and jerk boy isnt just being the jerk. some depth of character. nice"
- Seats? that fucker couldnt fill the calendar.
- Ay what point do you, as a whistle blower just straight up say "youve had months. now you got 24 hours before I go public"
- Turns out Pizzagate was true. It just didnt have anything to do with Hillary or Obama....
- This made me imagine the funny. millions of americans getting granted a restraining order such that the president isnt allowed within 500 feet of anyone.
- this is not new. but it is a good reminder. You cannot be compelled to give up what you know without a court order -like a PIN. You can be compelled to give up physical characteristics like biometrics without a court order.
- Biometric locks for phones aren’t just convenient for you, they are convenient for the cops. “explicitly authorized law enforcement personnel to obtain Natanson’s phone and both hold the device in front of her face and to forcibly use her fingers to unlock it” theintercept.com/2026/01/30/w...
- What could possibly go wrong?
- Remember how things went in Alien when they didnt listen to the woman?
- Share a preacher, nun, or priest.
- This man is a monster.
- Reposted by SamsquanchBREAKING: CBP agents who murdered Alex Pretti have been IDENTIFIED: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
- Too much rain to go outside and play
- Reposted by SamsquanchThis shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
- This is who runs this account