Or he might just want to be fucked by Dad. Brian is so creepy man
I really think Brian is trying to fuck Dad
"i'm a happy married man and hopefully one day hopefully raise a family"
“A cringey burp”
“It sucks we had a pandemic”
Dad trying to describe the champagne Brian gave him. They’re both so stupid I think I made a mistake being adopted by Dad
“You get the Andre. You get the brut”
Dad’s sleep apnea I think is causing brain damage.
“You know craisins? These dried cranberries taste like craisins on here.”
“I’m busy on the weekend and have a life”
I’m worried about dad’s weight. He insists he’s 274 pounds but is clearly like 350
“Butter lettuce like melts in the mouth”
“I already know how spinach tastes. Spinach is delicious..cause I’ve had a small spinach once”
I think Brian is getting off by feeding dad all this food
“The boyish bun is soft.” Dads such a fucking doofus he can’t say brioche
Dad thinks that’s the name of the KISS song. Fucking moron
“I Wanna Live A Lot All Night I Wanna Live in Rocking Night”
"Very crispy on that meat"
I really don't like this guy Brian who hangs around my Dad
"Let's give this a sniff"
Dads watching a movie at 2am
Brian made Dad eat some poutine
“The cheese curds? It’s good. For. Canada. Canada eh”
Dad's friend Brian is over
"I'm a normal person, guys. And my mental health is fine"
New Dad is named Mike
"You mess with Mike you get the bull by the horns"
Get ready for some new zany outbursts from my new Dad!!
He's younger than me but I emailed a lawyer and he said that's fine
I've found a 45 year old man to legally adopt me so I can start this up again
