Dread Pirate Zed
Just trying to get through it all with my soul intact. Badlife and proud of it. He/him
DPZ Karaoke: youtube.com/@DreadPirateZed
- On a whim, I bought myself a vertical mouse for $7 at a bin-liquidation store a couple weeks ago, and I regret to inform you... this thing is actually awesome. My wrist is much more comfy this way, and I no longer accidentally randomly click on stuff just because my fingers get tired. Recommended.
- Reposted by Dread Pirate ZedSir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
- My sister just now, calling from the dentist's office where she just got some bad news: "I'm looking for sympathy! I already _know_ where to find it* - that's why I called YOU!" *in the dictionary, etc.
- Hell, I don't even know the way there
- This past year or so, I've become more and more angry at Peter Jackson for leaving the Scouring of the Shire out of his adaptation of LotR.
- Christmas Card From a Hooker In Minneapolis - Tom Waits youtu.be/a1v7HakNz4E?...
- This was like Operation Neptune: a long-ass day.
- This popped back into my mind yesterday and you know what? It STILL cracks me up.
- New karaoke video - Leonard Cohen's "Anthem". It's been stuck in my head lately for no particular reason... 🎶I can't run no more With that lawless crowd While the killers in high places Say their prayers out loud But they've summoned They've summoned up a thundercloud They're gonna hear from me🎶
- Nacht und nebel. They just can't resist playing the old classics, can they?
- Yes, that Egyptologist _does_ have preternatural flatulence. I'm afraid it's the curse of... Toot Uncommon.
- So - how's YOUR day going, on a scale of 1 to "I just barely saved my glasses from falling into a public toilet"?
- Reposted by Dread Pirate ZedICE kidnapped 5 people from my community this morning. I don’t live in Minneapolis. I live in LA County. They’re still here and their still brutalizing.
- Reposted by Dread Pirate Zedfound an alternative to TikTok called Reading A GD Comic Book
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- Reposted by Dread Pirate ZedAnd Pahlish, also MN based, have Melt Ice for sale and the proceeds go to the family of Renee Good.
- Reposted by Dread Pirate ZedIf you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
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- There's a real pleasure in refusing to do things you really don't want to do - I call it a nopamine hit.
- physicists are obsessed with big naturals otherwise why look so hard for the higgs bosom?
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- Would you believe... it's a phone case? Of course I'm buying it; if nothing else, it will make me laugh every time I pick it up.
- I was running cable at a client's office yesterday; one of the front-desk staff said "That looks more like a two-man job." I replied "Well, you're looking at the two men. Of course, I _am_ trying to lose some weight..."
- I was trying muster the motivation to call my congressman, but before I could, I got a call inviting me to his telephone Town Hall. In progress now.
- Reposted by Dread Pirate ZedMafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
- Reposted by Dread Pirate ZedBonus: people who voted for Trump won't even get the joke.
- Call me elitist, but if you don't get a reference and your reaction is to get annoyed rather than to take a moment and look it up, you may not be my audience. Everyone starts out ignorant; staying that way is a choice.
