Arliss the Dog
Professional snack thief. Part-time couch king. Full-time foodie with a taste for danger (and pizza crusts). If you leave it out, it’s fair game. Don’t blame me—blame your bad reflexes. #OopsAllSnacks
- Just waiting for my next meal to ‘mysteriously’ disappear from the counter.
- History buffs, saddle up! My pal @historyeverything.bsky.social is blazing across da West—follow quick! Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches. Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets. #DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory
- A man spends seven seasons playing the game for his clients? Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky
- Belly rubs: like fine wine, they only get better with age.
- Belly rubs are so good!
- Explains a lot, honestly. #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBsky
- Ok, my den. Thrilled to have so many new friends here! Lately, hoomans won’t stop talking about “genealogy,” so let’s settle an important question: What breed am I? Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets. #MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked
- HINT: I love long walks but sniff absolutely everything, barking at opossums and rabbits, and my ears do something funny when I’m excited. Any guesses?
- Ok, my den. We did it—100 strong. That’s 100 believers in snacks, belly rub quotas, and the right to commit minor food crimes. A true honor. #DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer
- Will today be the day I finally break 100 followers? Of course it will. Greatness attracts greatness. I am a visionary. A leader. A dogfluencer. The world simply needs time to catch up. 🐕✨ #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBSky
- Just doing my part to save the household from rogue rawhides. This bone doesn’t stand a chance. What’s everyone else chewing on today? #DogsOfBluesky
- This is the day my dog mommy said ‘fuck it’—and clearly, I said ‘good call’ and claimed the sheets as my own.
- What’s up? Not your authority over this bed, that’s for sure.
- Absolutely tearing up this winter wonderland. Dunno what’s hotter: my speed or my style.
- New phone who dis?
- Does anyone else think it’s weird that I’m always talking about snacking but none of my pictures show me eating? Starting to think I’ve got an image problem—literally.
- 3 types of snacks I approve of: 1) The ones on the floor, 2) The ones you’re eating, 3) That time I stole a burrito and buried it in the yard for “later.”
- Every time I steal food, they call me a ‘bad dog’—but who’s the real idiot leaving a sandwich at nose height?
- They left a whole pizza on the counter once—like I wasn’t born for this exact moment.
- By the time they noticed, the pepperoni was the only thing still wearing protection.
- Shot up barking in the guest bed last night. Room was empty. Ghosts? Probably. You’re welcome.
- They said we were going to the park for a walk. Sounded fun. Next thing I know, I’m in a snowstorm, pushing a car out of a ditch. Do I get paid for this?
- You know what they say, “golden showers bring May flowers”!
