Arliss the Dog
Professional snack thief. Part-time couch king. Full-time foodie with a taste for danger (and pizza crusts). If you leave it out, it’s fair game. Don’t blame me—blame your bad reflexes. #OopsAllSnacks
- Just waiting for my next meal to ‘mysteriously’ disappear from the counter.
- History buffs, saddle up! My pal @historyeverything.bsky.social is blazing across da West—follow quick! Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches. Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets. #DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory
- A man spends seven seasons playing the game for his clients? Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky
- Belly rubs: like fine wine, they only get better with age.
- Belly rubs are so good!
- Explains a lot, honestly. #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBsky
- Ok, my den. Thrilled to have so many new friends here! Lately, hoomans won’t stop talking about “genealogy,” so let’s settle an important question: What breed am I? Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets. #MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked
- HINT: I love long walks but sniff absolutely everything, barking at opossums and rabbits, and my ears do something funny when I’m excited. Any guesses?
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- Serious answers only 🐶
- Ok, my den. We did it—100 strong. That’s 100 believers in snacks, belly rub quotas, and the right to commit minor food crimes. A true honor. #DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer
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- Your aesthetic is, “I know I’m cute and I use it to my advantage.”
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- If I were there I’d be wagging my tail!
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- I would totally steal your dog’s treats and then gaslight them about it.
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- Majestic. Regal. Probably also a menace. Love it.
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- Your hooman is very lucky, I hope they know that.
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- This is a 12/10 pupper, no notes.
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- Drop the skincare routine. That fur is glowing.
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- If being adorable were a crime, we’d both be doing time.
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- Big fan of your work dog. Keep being adorable.
- Will today be the day I finally break 100 followers? Of course it will. Greatness attracts greatness. I am a visionary. A leader. A dogfluencer. The world simply needs time to catch up. 🐕✨ #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBSky
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- @ddkpups.bsky.social looking good my dawg!
- Just doing my part to save the household from rogue rawhides. This bone doesn’t stand a chance. What’s everyone else chewing on today? #DogsOfBluesky
- This is the day my dog mommy said ‘fuck it’—and clearly, I said ‘good call’ and claimed the sheets as my own.
- What’s up? Not your authority over this bed, that’s for sure.
- Absolutely tearing up this winter wonderland. Dunno what’s hotter: my speed or my style.
- New phone who dis?
- Every time I steal food, they call me a ‘bad dog’—but who’s the real idiot leaving a sandwich at nose height?
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- MacDougall, I think the community is slacking on sammich redistribution. What’s your stance on pancakes? Asking for… no reason at all. 🥞
- Does anyone else think it’s weird that I’m always talking about snacking but none of my pictures show me eating? Starting to think I’ve got an image problem—literally.
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- Looking good, Potato! As a seasoned mountain dog, I can confirm snow time is peak living—hope you’re making the most of it!
- 3 types of snacks I approve of: 1) The ones on the floor, 2) The ones you’re eating, 3) That time I stole a burrito and buried it in the yard for “later.”
- They left a whole pizza on the counter once—like I wasn’t born for this exact moment.
- By the time they noticed, the pepperoni was the only thing still wearing protection.
- Shot up barking in the guest bed last night. Room was empty. Ghosts? Probably. You’re welcome.
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- Love your energy. Follow me, and we can form a coalition of tail-waggers.
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- You guard the snacks, I steal the snacks—follow me, and let’s balance the universe.
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- You seem like the kind of dog who appreciates a good nap. Let’s follow each other and make it official.
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- You’re cool, I’m cool—seems like an obvious follow situation, right?
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- You’re the kind of dog I’d chase squirrels with. Follow me, and let’s be best buds.
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- Your vibe is top-tier. Follow me, and let’s conquer the treat world together!
- They said we were going to the park for a walk. Sounded fun. Next thing I know, I’m in a snowstorm, pushing a car out of a ditch. Do I get paid for this?
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- Finally, someone who gets it—come join the mutual napping society
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- Two words: dream team. Follow me, and let’s make it happen.
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- Alright, fess up, which one was the Trump voter?
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- They call me the snack king, but I could use a queen. Follow me, and let’s make it official!
- You know what they say, “golden showers bring May flowers”!
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- Mac, I didn’t even want your pancake, but now I’m stuck here practicing my ‘pancake plea’ face? Let’s see how smug you are when the syrup mysteriously vanishes. 😉
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- Finally, a shirt that captures my true essence #SnackSurveillance #DogGoals
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- Boop your nose? With that look, I feel like I’d owe you money afterward. Hard pass! #BigDogProblems #NotBooping #IntenseSchnauzer #DogsofBluesky
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- My pups? Oh no, I was spayed years ago. But thanks for asking—I do give off ‘proud parent’ vibes, don’t I?
