Keri Warbis
Everything is weird
Brighton dweller
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
- The Winter Olympics is so inspiring. Could murder a pizza. #WinterOlympics
- Jamie Redknapp. Never knowingly adding anything. #ARSCHE
- Sure, sex is great, but have you ever binge-watched ‘Digging For Britain’ on a Sunday afternoon? #diggingforbritain
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- Saturday listening: Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
- Was meant to be going to Soho tomorrow for drinks and oysters with friends. One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled. Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event. (Is there a German word for this?).
- Just posted on my street WhatsApp group that Cheryl Cole has been approached to be on the next Celebrity Traitors instead of messaging my daughter.
- Pay Day Eve. The most magical time of the year (so far).
- Editing my Ocado order to ‘Feel the Need in Me’ by The Detroit Emeralds is a vibe.
- Just had a Blue Riband.
- Which bloody idiot booked a hair appointment for 9am on a Saturday, then?
- These barristers be flopping so hard. #TheTraitors
- Took a hard boiled egg for a lovely drive today. Set off nice and early. Just got home together. (Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff). 🥚
- ‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
- Strength: relaxing Weakness: not relaxing enough
- Broke a tooth on a carrot stick today. You try to be healthy and look what happens. It’s a sign.
- What a slick mess of nonsense #RunAway is on Netflix. Deary me.
- Last week at work in a break I was reading an article about The Cribs and, a couple of hours later, the guy who wrote the article walked in. Might try reading something by Bryan Ferry next week to see what happens. 💫
- Haribo Tangfastics for breakfast.
- What nobody has realised so far, is that within one of the contestants there’s a secret Claudia. #TheTraitors
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- Who knew Miss Ellie Ewing was a lesbian? #TheTraitors #Dallas
- Actually love my job, but prefer eating trifle for breakfast at 10am and watching old films all day in my pyjamas.
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- Watching the new Titanic thing on BBC iPlayer. The very lovely Adam is in it (he’s my cousin’s partner). It’s all done very well and is interestingly using actual detailed written accounts. 🧊🚢
- Day 1 of being a totally different person. Cannot wait.
- London fireworks be someone shuffled a weird playlist in a chaotic not co-ordinated whatsoever sequence with the splendid visuals. LONDON IS DRUNK. #HappyNewYear
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