dartfluencer
Credited writer on Supertramp’s hit 1979 album Breakfast in America
- What’s up party people⁉️
- I was today years old when I found out I’ve been retired for 20 years #TIL Am I the asshole for being today years old?
- I love my husband!!!!
- Reposted by dartfluencerWife is life
- We’re the most married couple on earth
- Reposted by dartfluencerI just got married to my wife
- The World’s Most Hydrated Girl
- Someone ran through the most disgusting puddle anyone’s ever seen and now the back of my jeans are covered in mud that won’t come off. No one in this world has it harder than me right now
- The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind
- Reposted by dartfluencerNose rub trance #NoseRubTrance
- Reposted by dartfluencer📸 @jaynooch.bsky.social all rights reserved
- Reposted by dartfluencer@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy
- I need rehab for my balatro addiction
- Bros at a gas station 🤣
- The best part of my commute is when I get to go down the escalator in port authority that always smells like burger king French toast sticks ❤️
- My aunt sent me this the other day and it’s honestly kind of fucked up how cute I was as a baby
- Urgent request: how are you all pronouncing balatro?
- I see you all hate me and want me to suffer. I see that now
- Who is that stunning woman in the photo….
- I love when a tv show ends an episode with “to be continued…” in the middle of the season like holy shit!! I wasn’t expecting this to continue
- Coworker has been chewing gum with her mouth open for 3 hours now i don’t deserve this
