Jordan
♐🚺✡️ · 35 · she/her · socal | stationery enthusiast · professional nap taker · hypochondriac | 日本語🆗; LA↔東京 | 🔞
- EMPTY MIDDLE SEAT NEXT TO ME GOD BLESS
- Reposted by Jordan"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
- "just use ur 2nd ammendment rights!" as if a shotgun meant for hunting deer will stop you from getting vaporized by a nuclear satellite that can read your thoughts
- why the fuck do I have a missed call from disneyland
- Reposted by Jordanmad king moment from the PBS Newshour correspondent
- interior design is my passion
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- Reposted by Jordanelected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
- Reposted by JordanNon-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
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- NO STOP TELLING PEOPLE THEY WENT HERE IT MAKES US LOOK BAD
- Reposted by Jordandumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
- BROOOO
- Reposted by JordanFor those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
- just had a package delivered and, rather than leave it on the porch or put it in the mailbox, the driver decided to precariously place it on a ledge against the front of the house?? a very interesting choice...
- UNIRONICALLY YES
- but also WHY do these people seem to believe that when women get married, they automatically become housewives?? if anyone here is being anti-feminist, it's the people who think the act of (het!) marriage somehow robs a woman (but not a man!) of her autonomy *as well as* her career and hobbies
- i wish there was a way for authors to apply spoiler text to individual tags rather than intentionally not list them i enjoy a good plot twist, don't get me wrong! but there are some things i'd prefer to catch in my 🕸️ web of excluded tags 🕸️ (like "bad end" or "no HEA", FOR EXAMPLE...)
- how do you just casually announce that you kidnapped another country's president i'm ???????
- TORKEY
- Reposted by JordanHappy New Year!! 🌸🐎 #pokemon #HappyNewYear2026
- big day for horse pokemon
- Reposted by JordanHappy new year~! 2026
- cold case marathon hell yeah
- TWINNING also sending screenshots to my phone is sooooo much easier on the switch 2 wow
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- Reposted by JordanThe full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
- Reposted by Jordanlook at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
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- Reposted by JordanA million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker. This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.
- wowowow
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- me when i'm incapable of differentiating between the gothic romance girlies who enjoyed crimson peak and the white supremacists who believe that intermarrying will keep their bloodlines pure
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- nothing better than a nice room temperature glass of Blue for the 10th night of Hanukkah
- the nine-year-old i tutor asked me today if i knew that "you could make little faces with the keyboard instead of using emoji" and i felt my soul leave my body the children yearn to soften the tone of a work email with :-)
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- wow
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- Reposted by Jordanstupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
- Reposted by JordanGood morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
- Reposted by JordanMAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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- Reposted by JordanTRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
- BUN
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- Reposted by JordanAn agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
- Reposted by JordanSenators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
- Reposted by Jordan40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
- incredible things happening on link play
- Reposted by JordanA family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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- 1. People have been trying to argue that Ben is a 1:1 ideological nazi for YEARS. Where has this guy been?? 2. The "text of his character" is that he was a lonely little boy with an evil space wizard telepathically whispering in his mind and preying on his insecurities for his ENTIRE LIFE (cont.)
- uh, gee, i dunno...IN-UNIVERSE MORALITY?
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- booktok ass harassment training
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- my brand
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- forget about how cathartic it would be for the story they've been telling for almost 50 years to no longer end in tragedy (and the impact restoring the balance of the force would have on the gffa), i can't even comprehend how allergic to money you'd have to be to pass on this
- twinning
- day 1 shiny lmao
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- is your moral backbone also made of cheese? because if watching a cartoon or reading a book is enough to completely override your sense of right and wrong, you must not have had any real convictions in the first place.
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- GOOD
