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Alaskan Native (Inupiaq) born and raised. Mom to three boys. I curse a lot. Foodie. #GoPackGo
- Holy arthritis pain my hip!
- Also, finally!
- I almost lefty keys in the ignition at Carrs again 🤣🤦♀️
- Husband’s birthday is on Sunday, and he doesn't even get to come home.
- I wanted cream of wheat really bad there was no lactose free milk left so I used regular. Mistake.
- Holyballs FIL sent husband a nice bday gift. Too bad he won't be here. On the Superbowl of all days, too.
- Ooh baby!
- Anyone have insight on dreaming about a premature sized baby who won't nurse and talks like an 86 year old sailor with smokers lung? It's haunting me. Oh, and the floppy neck thing even though I was supporting it?!
- Just saw Savannah Guthries video statement with her siblings 😭
- A dozen roses from Carrs was $19.99 yesterday. I hate Valentine's Day.
- The plows can't scrape the ice up on these mother fucking bumpy streets?!
- My body!
- This Nancy Guthrie disappearance is so strange.
- Making Italian penicillin IYKYK 🥹🤧
- Stress crying yayyyyy
- Reposted by did:plc:ozd7cbdunqg5dip3fz7otq4tA reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
- BAD BUNNY!
- Where are his clothes?
- Reposted by did:plc:ozd7cbdunqg5dip3fz7otq4tSoooo Addison Rae is just whispering right?
- Just saw a moose walking on the Seward Highway headed south 🤣
- Wait, he did what now?
- You ever see that video of that mail lady who drove like 50 mph between each mailbox? Well, I got the Amazon driver doing 30 mph going around the cul-de-sac. 😂
- Davis and I can't stop saying "plump skin". Do you want plump skin?
- This is who runs this account.
- They're gassing babies now I fucking can't
- I was today years old when I found out the 'S' in SHIN ramen stands for "spicy". Owww my face hole.
- I'm just starting The American President on Max because I miss when the President was respected. Oh, it's fiction? Dang. I remember when a President acted like a leader, and not a whiney manchild. So, it's closer to how life as a PUSA should be than this fucked up reality we're living.
- A tow truck coming to rescue my neighbors truck from her driveway briefly got stuck in the cul-de-sac. Where the fuck are the plows?
- The Homer PD did not 🤣
- Most of my GIFs were of her. RIP
- Bill and Davis are still out at baby brother's bday shindig. Its a school night...
- I'm officially taking a break from Lola my fucking mental health can not take any more of her fucking shit
- Husband’s paycheck was $0 this week. Gonna be a rough month.
- Insomnia can suck it 🖕
- This guy at Mei's is really slurping his noodles so it must be good. 🤣
- Oh, she didn't ask my brother what he wanted to do for his birthday. It's on Friday, but she wants dinner and cake tomorrow. He had no idea about that. 🤣
- Lola is driving me insane with her chaotic last minute shit.
- My brother wanted to go to Whiskey and Ramen for his birthday, but Lola doesn't want that so its a no. 🙃
- Home holy fuck balls Midtown is awful
- That school bus driver sitting in the snow berm gripping the steering wheel really sent me for some reason 🤣🤦♀️
- A hot shower hits different after shoveling in a snowstorm
- Two rolls of tp left my all wheel drive is out so I'm waiting for my baby brother to take me to get supplies for the next couple days. Definitely not driving in this shit. 🙃
