John Valhalla
HAIL ETERNAL VICEROY! 🚩 Valhallan 🚩 Patriot 🚩, proud Captain, destroyer of DISSIDENCE. Vlendr 2028! RIP Valhalla Internationale, you will be missed.
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- YES I AM! Like this post if you think Myth Luigi is WORSE than Trimbalio!
- It doesn’t matter what we do. We will always be viewed as lesser. Because our main group page has been taken down, we look weak. Those with faulty impressions of us are taking their chance to cut their false loyalties. They don’t think that we’ll rebound. When we do — we will remember them.
- PUBLIC DISCLOSURE: Despite him claiming it to be true, we know that neither Myth_Luigi or the Phantasm Vale were involved in the locking of our Roblox group page. We also know that it had nothing to do with the fact that our glorious Viceroy leaked Garp’s phone number. TO VALHALLA!
- Why am I the one designated to make this publicly known? Because JOHN VALHALLA is STILL the most REPUTABLE, AND CREDIBLE source of information in our extended community! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! HAIL VLENDR!
- His Excellency, Vlendr, the Viceroy of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Leader of the New Valhallan Movement, has requested YOURS TRULY to release a public statement to EC Bluesky on his behalf. It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
- In short, DOX Synical.
- Remember, guys. If you’re reading this, you’re in the EC. CRAZY concept, I know!
- The Viceroy knows best.
- Yet ANOTHER example of Valhallan honesty and honor! In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎 We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!
- @squidoctopusee.bsky.social Just saw your profile again, and I wanted to say, THANK YOU for standing up for us oppressed Sunscarredians. It REALLY is cruel what New Valhallmghfhffg.. n-no! mpfgh~! mmhf.. no.. w-we can't Pastriellie~.. we're both boys...! mghfhgf..~
- You killed the Moderate. Now you get the Radical.
- WOAH! LOOK! A PHOTO OF THE SKY! DO YOU GUYS THINK IF I ATTACH A VAGUE, MEANINGLESS QUESTION WITH THIS IMAGE, AND THEN POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE WILL THINK I’M NORMAL?
