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very nsfw reposts so please don't follow unless youre down. also ✨ WEBCOMIC APPRECIATION ZONE ✨
- reading dark heir in the waiting room and constantly going 😬 down at the book as it unfolds sometimes 😣 to the guy across from me who always looks at me weird: YOU'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU READ IT
- I was fully, 100% convinced narwhals are completely fictional. literally unicorns. kelpies. what the fuck do you mean narwhals are real. I'm feeling completely crazy looking at their WWF page, like reading a WWF article on garden gnomes
- what's nature even doing with them. look at them. this is the kind of whimsy born of scholars who have never seen an animal drawing it from descriptions only. it's just a whale. it's got a large ass horn. what the hell. like im DELIGHTED but what
- put a tusk on a shrimp next. why stop at whales.
- i did not grow up in the absolute depths of bavaria and waterboarded with religious trauma to NOT cope by shipping jesus/john (two thirds joke one third being genuinely touched that through history, their relationship has brought queer men comfort)