I was fully, 100% convinced narwhals are completely fictional. literally unicorns. kelpies. what the fuck do you mean narwhals are real. I'm feeling completely crazy looking at their WWF page, like reading a WWF article on garden gnomes
what's nature even doing with them. look at them. this is the kind of whimsy born of scholars who have never seen an animal drawing it from descriptions only. it's just a whale. it's got a large ass horn. what the hell. like im DELIGHTED but what
Feb 2, 2026 12:33put a tusk on a shrimp next. why stop at whales.
