West Florissant
Enjoying the whimsical dissociation while the world burns.
Twitter: @westflorissant
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- Reposted by West FlorissantThank god our government just awarded a $200 million contract to Grok, which just identified the man in this photo as Justin Bieber, and then said, “Whoops, sorry! That’s actually Martin Shrkeli.”
- Reposted by West Florissantwe are massively overdue for a revival of this glorious aesthetic era
- That Epstein list is coming out on day 1! Elect me. Just joking. There's no list. To prove that, here's some altered footage that proves I'm honest and no one murdered him. Why on Earth are you guys still talking about Epstein. He's old news, silly goose. Conspiracy theorist, the lot of you
- Let's burn it all down and build something better. Release it.
- The Epstein files are in another castle.
- Corey Feldman reported me to the FBI.
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- Wildly convenient.
- Reposted by West FlorissantFirst time a judge has decided a case based on hallucinated case law in the US that I've encountered. caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...
- Behold, all the people celebrating independence while it's clear to everyone but them that we are rapidly losing it 🤷♀️ #Murica
- O beautiful for spacious skies! #4thofJuly
- Reposted by West FlorissantIt’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
- Good thing we just fired tens of thousands of employees from DHS, CIA, Veterans Affairs, and cut thousands of contracts with defense and cybersecurity firms. Stellar timing 👌
- Reposted by West Florissant. She is a novel Made of ink, coffee, and tears
- *bombs Iran* "now is the time for peace"
- I should let AI autocomplete my midlife crisis
- Brought to you by the letter N. N is for Nuremberg trials.
- Stay focused on Palantir. We are distracted by Elon's ketamine induced trolling while we slide into a totalitarian police state. We will be tracked and surveilled by an algorithm and auto-targeting systems. Life as we know it is nearly gone, and we will soon live in a techofeudalist hellscape.
- Reposted by West FlorissantOh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.
- Reposted by West FlorissantLet’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
- Reposted by West FlorissantElon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!
- MAGA today because they already sucked it up and bought an electric vehicle when Trump said to support Elon.
- I dont want to hear a single peep ever again about women being too emotional to run the country.
- Rustling a small town's jimmies one stencil at a time.
- Reposted by West Florissant“Bluesky has a hostile culture!” Hostile to who, motherfucker? HOSTILE TO WHO?!?
- All gave some. Some gave all. But one mf had bone spurs.
- Remembering all those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. It’s hard to put into words what this day means, so I will just share these words from the President of the United States. How profound 🙄
- When you feel weary, remember that one day we will wake up to his obituary.
- Reposted by West FlorissantPerformance Over Sincerity Is What Internet Demands
- Reposted by West FlorissantLast week, RFK Jr. directed the FDA to “review” the safety of mifepristone — an abortion medication we’ve known is safe and effective for years — based on a junk paper released by a Republican think tank. This isn’t about “safety,” it’s about further limiting bodily autonomy.
- I will never allow anyone to draw a box around my childrens' futures. I will not allow anyone to reduce them to just their struggles because they are so, so much more than that. Their struggles with disability are not the center of their stories. They are the center. Period.
- 1 hour of relaxing, burning plantation fire sounds to soothe your soul. youtu.be/xrAwhcjBB24?...
- Orbitz ran so boba could walk. I loved these weird ass chewy drinks. Bring them back to me.
- I grew up and went to school with Raychel in North St. Louis. I felt this so deep in my bones. Reminders of a childhood I've spent a lifetime trying to forget - especially the bologna sandwiches, stomach touching my back, and toilet paper periods. youtu.be/v1CDKNkrEU4?...
- "I didn't expect the leopards to eat my face"
- The new court room sketches of Diddy are sending me. No hair dye. Botox worn off. Looking confuzzled.
- RIP Skype. Pranknet was some of the most hilarious internetting to ever internet. I used to laugh until I cried. I miss the prank call community.
- Are there genuinely no terminally ill sharp shooters out there?
- Reposted by West FlorissantMiss CleoGPT generates statistically likely seances
- Reposted by West FlorissantThis is a widely inaccurate & dangerous mischaracterization. The vaccine was developed in fetal cells obtained from two elective abortions in the early 1960s. There is not abortion debris floating around in the vaccine. And the Vatican has okayed its use. RFK Jr. is again spreading disinformation.
- Autistic people & their fams don't give a fuck about causes & cures. We're care about autistic kids thriving in school, autistic kids being understood/celebrated by their peers, having access to services/supports, less isolation, and more job opportunities. Learn about autism from autistic people.
- That typo is annoying me, but I'll allow it.
- Reposted by West FlorissantThis is from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson aired on May 20th, 1977. Carl Sagan says something very important, a strong message that didn't lose any validity since then.
- Reposted by West FlorissantSCOOP: A young man with no government experience who hasn’t even finished his undergrad degree is working for Elon Musk’s DOGE at the Department of Housing and Urban Development and has been tasked with using AI to rewrite the agency’s rules and regulations.
- Billionaires decided Americans are going to pay more for everything now and some of the poorest Americans voted for this.
- Iowa Senate Bill 418 passed in Feb. This is devastating for our trans neighbors & removes their civil & human rights. Not supposed to go into effect until July, but already people are being fired for being trans because no one is going to do anything about it. oneiowaaction.org/iowacivilrig...
- Trump on judge arrest: "I expect the legal profession to understand that the nation is not here for them but they are here for the nation. From now on I shall intervene in these cases & remove from office those judges who evidently do not understand the demand of the hour" OH WAIT HITLER SAID THAT
- Best case scenario.
- Mood: spiraling, but making it look professional since I'm at work.
- Reposted by West FlorissantThe IRS has agreed to share immigrants’ tax information with ICE to facilitate deportations.
- Reposted by West Florissant. The IRS made a deal to share taxpayer info with ICE. Not criminals taxpayers. People who paid their dues despite their status. This isn’t about law or safety. It’s about fear. It’s about control. #IRS .
- Wisconsin AG sues Musk www.wkow.com/news/state/a...
- Reposted by West Florissantthis is what it's like dating me fyi
- Reposted by West FlorissantJudge Amy Berman Jackson grants an injunction preventing Russ Vought from firing CFPB employees. He must reinstate probationary/term employees, provide office space, restore the consumer complaint process, & rescind all contract terminations. The CFPB putsch has failed.
- Do you have an SSA.gov account? If you do, please go into your account and print out the following information: 🔥 your lifetime earnings information. 🔥 your benefits letter for 2025, which details what your monthly benefit.
- Reposted by West FlorissantBOMBSHELL report from Washington Post finds that DOGE cuts at the Social Security Administration are killing the agency. They’re making SSA dysfunctional so that they can privatize Social Security.
- Reposted by West FlorissantBREAKING: DOGE is starting to put together a team to migrate the SSA's computer systems entirely off one of its oldest programming languages in a matter of months, potentially putting the integrity of the system—and the benefits on which tens of millions of Americans rely—at risk.
- Reposted by West FlorissantThe Social Security Administration snatched Alex Vukovich’s January payment right out of his bank account and hasn’t made February or March payments — because the government insists he's dead. (He's not)
- Reposted by West FlorissantRoses are red Whales are gigantic I texted the war plans To the Atlantic - P. Hegseth
- Texas arrests midwife for providing i̶l̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶ a̶b̶o̶r̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ reproductive healthcare to those who need it while fostering bodily integrity, and autonomy. Reproductive rights are human rights. #TheJaneCollective #OperationJane #OpJane www.reuters.com/business/hea....
- Reposted by West FlorissantThe motion:
- Reposted by West Florissant"Instead of accepting the loss like the unbothered rap artist he often claims to be, he has sued his own record label in a misguided attempt to salve his wounds." UMG has moved to dismiss Drake's lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us."
- Reposted by West FlorissantNew, by me: Marko Elez, the DOGE staffer who resigned after his racist posts resurfaced (and was rehired soon after), violated Treasury rules when he sent an unencrypted email containing personally identifiable information to two Trump administration officials. techcrunch.com/2025/03/17/d...
- We are no longer a constitutional republic. Democracy dies in indifference.
- Reposted by West FlorissantThis is a very sad story, but what makes me crazy is that people tried to explain that this is what would happen and got caricatured as "woke" hysterics www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
- Reposted by West FlorissantThis power grab is unprecedented, unbounded, and unconstitutional.
- Reposted by West Florissantmrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
- Reposted by West FlorissantYou might think JD Vance asking seniors "don't you have jobs" is him being out of touch. It's not. They expect you to work until death. They don't value the elderly because they can't produce (unless they are elected.) not producing AND having a cost? Ewww. Same with kids.
- Reposted by West FlorissantIf court orders are being ignored, we’re having that constitutional crisis that everyone’s been worried about. We’re there, folks.
- I hate to say it, but Trump is right. Minorities ARE destroying this country. They're called billionaires.
- DOGE claimed Ned was dead. They took back over 5k in social security from his bank account, canceled his Medicare, & marked his credit file as deceased. Ned is very much alive, had to fight to prove it & still hasn't received Feb/March social security checks. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
- Fortunately, Ned had a bit of a financial cushion. This is not the case for most Americans drawing social security. This type of error can easily and completely destroy a person's entire life. The richest man in the world did this to Ned and he could do it to you, too. They don't care about us.
- Reposted by West Florissantwe love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
