Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
gallows humorist
- democracy dies in the darkness of bezos' mind
- my "it's not a crime to party with mr epstein" t shirt is raising questions etc
- this is what's on the mind of the senior united states senator from the state of (double checks notes) minnesota
- Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer. Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies. www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
- really wish Epstein commentators would stop using the phrase "underage women" the word you are looking for is "girls", teenage girls.
- In the first draft I had Homan speaking these words, but at the moment Bovino was the more visible face of the occupation so I swapped him out
- I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today
