Casey Jack
I love three things above all else:
1. Jill
2. Our dogs
3. Falling asleep to Bob’s Burgers
- “Was funded by crypto investors” is so amazingly ironic. Making a golden offering to the false idol, man-child king in the White House funded by crypto investors is just…👨🍳👌 $10 Trump renames it the “Gold House” by 2026.
- Watching a show about near death experiences called “I survived” from 2009 and I’m pretty sure they interviewed real-life Peggy Hill.
- Undermines the dignity of others??? UNDERMINES THE DIGNITY OF OTHERS?!?!??
- “Yeah… I think the “buy a $100k Corvette, get a small child with a lighter in the trunk for free” promo is a bust. Shut it down.”
- The right when they found out the shooter wasn't a crazy, wacko violent leftist
- Very similar to the “Mormon Soak”
- Reposted by Casey Jack[Not loaded yet]
- If you didn’t look like this as your future wife walked down the aisle to you, are you even technically married?? (I mean… look at her. How could I not lose my shit the moment I saw her???)
- This is the exact point, though. “Blue no matter who” doesn’t work when half of your voters think your “blue” looks far closer to “red.” Blue no matter who should still apply to a wildly progressive candidate. But we all see what happened to Bernie.
- Soo… are we just going to pretend that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel and KPop Demon Hunters don’t have, essentially, the same plot??
- Straight from the disgusting fuck’s mouth… this is no longer a “what if…” situation. Trump has publicly declared that he is above any and all laws and regulations as he sees fit, simply because he’s POTUS. This is authoritarian, fascist, and straight-up unconstitutional. Buckle up!
- The choir I had to join in college as a music major went on a summer tour to South Korea. Suuuuuper fun trip. A LOT of bulgogi. Maybe too much bulgogi. One day, the tour manager was like “we’re doing McDonald’s today!” The level of disappointment when 200 bulgogi burgers showed up was palpable.
- Did you guys zoom out on the new Cracker Barrel logo??? I FULLY understand the outrage now.
- What happens when WWIII starts and it’s U.S., Israel, & Russia vs. the Rest of the World, but you live in Colorado and are on Team Rest-of-the-World?? Asking for myself, my loved ones, and everything I hold dear.
- You may not like the answer. But Toy Story.
- In case you’re wondering, this step is towards the end of the “complete fascist takeover” playbook.
- We are all Davey Havok to some degree...
- Inventing time travel just so I can give one of these to a medieval king and tell him this is what royalty eats in the future. Don’t worry, I’ll take my phone so I can grab a video of his reaction.
- The crab robot the instant the turn it on:
- If this isn’t Sabrina Carpenter’s next music video, I am going to LOSE IT.
- I know the world is a horrible place right now, but my wife and I have a wild love story that’s bound to bring some light to people looking for a little hope. As stupid as it is, voting for us in this contest can help with that. So please! Vote! Thaaanks! americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-serranos
- This is what they would be quoting instead of “oh the humanity” if the Hindenburg crashed in Canada.
- I’ve basically been Chandler’s crazy roommate Eddie with my air fryer since getting it for my birthday in March.
- A story in three parts with a happy ending! The plot twist: insurance actually pulled through! And on an international claim, no less!
- Way to go, America. We really red, white, and blew it. #Happy4thofJuly
- Deleted X off my phone. Finally. (Also, the only time I’ll ever willingly call it that. Twitter is still installed on my heart.)
- At a bar in the Outer Banks.
- Rugrats Reboot but it's the whole show redone from the parents' perspective. It was "The main characters are the rugrats & are learning to live life as babies" and now it's "the main characters have the rugrats & are learning how to live life as parents in their 20s-30s." Tell me that wouldn't slap.
- If you don’t understand the reason people on the right have such “diversity of thought,” me explaining it probably won’t help… but here are the questions they asked, just so you’re aware.
- This guy tried to sell me weed on the beach one time
- This came to me while brushing my huskies today
- Work harassment training questions be like: Mike called Julie an “ugly slut” in front of everyone at the big meeting. Was this workplace sexual harassment?
- This is a Renaissance painting.
- Why did I think this was a new James Bond movie?
- Truly. A new low in American history. “Mission Accomplished” was one thing. But President Big Mac is just… wow.
- So… Nathan For You season 4 = The Rehearsal season 0. We’re all in agreement on that, right?
