Fritz :3
Hi, I'm Fritz! A manly man who does manly things.
Link to my discord: discord.gg/MSbkCFQ38d
- why the hell is the English term for "Sitzbad" just "sitz bath". why did you translate one half but not the other. what.
- ok so this is called a partial calque and it definitely makes sense in some terms, like in "liverwurst" and "apple strudel", but there's nothing uniquely German about the concept of sitting.
- they got my man dril for posting about Epstein
- ah fuck i guess he deserved it for not being a shitlib
- thank fuck for Erythritol, Sucralose, and Acesulfame potassium
- Reposted by Fritz :3the one where he got banned from xbox live on his 360 idk it’s just the most uncool / wildest xbox new’s i’ve ever seen lmao
- what's everyone's favorite Epstein file?
- Reposted by Fritz :3Contrapoints said there was no list and that Epstein personally raped 1000 victims on his own for the love of the game Contrapoints said that all of Epstein's victims were over the age of 16 and it is leftist misinfo to suggest otherwise Has anyone checked up with her yet?
- Reposted by Fritz :3"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
- Reposted by Fritz :3"Ninety percent of success in life is just showing up to the island for pedophiles."- Woody Allen
- Reposted by Fritz :3Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
- Reposted by Fritz :3we HAVE to win the MIDTERMS so a DEMOCRAT MAJORITY can attatch a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION asking the GESTAPO not to wear MASKS to the OMNIBUS BILL that increases their FUNDING again
- Reposted by Fritz :3Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
- Reposted by Fritz :3Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*
- kacke eher links. scheiße eher rechts. kackscheiße extrem links.
- this guy was the face card of my last yugioh deck, before the game got weird (2011)
- why the fuck did they give her the prize in the first place
- Reposted by Fritz :3People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
- you couldn't pay me to watch this
- Reposted by Fritz :3Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
- Reposted by Fritz :3the trans panic, legislation of transmisogyny, etc. is not "distracting from the epstein files", it entrenches the sexual abuse. transphobia towards trans kids always entails sexual abuse, by families & states. one of epstein's first victims was a trans girl, ava cordero, who was not believed
- Reposted by Fritz :3[This post could not be retrieved]
- hopefuel
- the solution to the enshittification of Windows isn't to recommend Linux to everyone. the target audience for Linux is slim.
- Reposted by Fritz :3If a story wants me to treat its depiction of drag queens as different from its opinion on trans women, it needs to have both drag queens and trans women in it.
- Reposted by Fritz :3It is always wildly unproductive to bully average users of mass-adopted technologies (especially when they’re marginalized people) rather than corporations and those in charge of the tech giants. Good to keep the intense scrutiny and criticism of the rollout of AI on people in power 💪
- vegans don't talk about potatoes enough
- Reposted by Fritz :3pretty much everyone else I've talked to that got suspended for saying "rest in piss" remains suspended. if you're dealing with a similar situation or bluesky moderation weirdness more generally (or if you know someone who is), hit me up: nathan@aftermath.site
- Reposted by Fritz :3Some words from the late Charlie Kirk.....
- Reposted by Fritz :3well it was a fun trick but unfortunately he could only do it once
- Reposted by Fritz :3Charlie Kirk was no angel. I think we need to pour over every questionable thing he’s ever done on national TV for several weeks before we can really be sure what happened.
- Reposted by Fritz :3I just want to be sure I heard you correctly. You're saying that we should not only honor a Nazi propagandist, but... continue his work? I mean jfc Gavin
- Reposted by Fritz :3Charlie Kirks literal last acts alive was to blame trans people for a crime that is overwhelmingly committed by white cis men and then immediately followed it up with a racist comment about gang violence. No I don't have sympathy.
- thoughts on Melchizedek?
- if he can still speak coherently, this will be his abdication speech. if not, this will be Vance declaring that Trump is unfit for office and invoking the 25th amendment.
- well this is a sad tweet looking back
- Reposted by Fritz :3Google's search engine was the greatest information retrieval tool I'd ever experienced in my life. So many mysteries unraveled under the scrutiny of a few keystrokes. They lobotomized it *for this*.
- I'm reading Algospeak atm and it's a really entertaining book even if it doesn't really teach you any new information
- fun fembub fact: i have adermatoglyphia, a rare genetic disorder that makes you unable to develop a fingerprint
- tw: driving in my car right after a beer, DUI, speeding, deer in the headlights, vehicular girlslaughter, animal cruelty, roadkill, gore guys you won't believe what happened to me last night
