The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺
Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now
- Red Bull being the vote to ban Mercedes' engine would be low key very very funny
- Properly beautiful cauldrons, those. Milan-Cortina have nailed that
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- If they didn't do Nessun Dorma, it would not have been right. Here we go.
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
- ITALIAAAA
- France sign holder has just decked it
- JD Vance getting booed heavily. Delightful. The world hates that fascist wanker
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺American athletes were cheered, and JD Vance was booed, and Italy is having a good night
- A reminder as these Olympics start, that hating people from other countries just because they're from other countries is fucking stupid, and an inclusive world where we all get together to do sports is good, actually
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺All these athletes with parents from different countries. Isn't immigration and the movement of people so cool #winterolympics
- Monaco having a volunteer carry the flag because their one athlete isn't at the ceremony. They should have just gotten Charles Leclerc to carry it. How well would that have gone over in Italy? Very, very well.
- Very much enjoying the Olympics using the Sonic ring portals

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- FRATELLIIII D'ITALLIAAAA ITALIA S'E DESTAAAAA, DELL'ELMOOO, DI SCIPIOOOO, S'E CINTA, LA TESTAAAA
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- If you're Scottish and even thinking of voting for these cunts, give your head a fucking wobble. They don't care about us. They never will. They want us absolved into Westminster. Fuck them.
- The Grand Old Team. Nobody does it like Ferrari
- God he really fucking sucks at this
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- Good. Fuck 'em.
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺The richest men in the world all seem so fucking miserable. There should be a saying about that.
- Dundee United. *long, drawn out sigh*
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- Surely Starmer has to resign over this.
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- JOE FUCKIN' HENDRY
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺The cheeky grin from Charles 🤭
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020
- About fucking time
- "Our team was ahead but every time the other team scored a goal they just magically whittled away until our lead was lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No."
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- Also what in the blue fuck is a "thinking partner"
- Can I shock you? I actually don't mind the Williams livery Although those complaining about the Ferrari HP logos need the same energy here
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- All of them. All of them, all involved, all enablers, need to prosecuted.
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- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺I would just reiterate, that it seems unlikely that I, Just A Guy, A Regular Guy, knew more in-depth detail about Peter Mandelson's links to Jeffrey Epstein than the Prime Minister off the United Kingdom who was at the time considering appointing him as Ambassador to the United States.
- Joanne Rowling can fuck off forever for so many reasons, the transphobic, nonce-enabling, twat
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'. And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album: “Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
- Reposted by The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺I heard it all! 😂😂😂😂
- 100%. Every single word of this.
- The Melania documentary was that shite, it's closing the building it premiered in for two years
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- The Instagram one well worth your time. All timer this week