Danelle Porter
🎤 Standup Comedian
Here to tell jokes and avoid reality. Providing social media assistance too.
- Just some unsolicited advice from one woman to man from an open mic 😬 #adviceformen #comedy #new year
- My mother keeps saying I need to stop dating people like my father, which is wild because I thought I keep dating people like my mother.
- We moved on very fast 😮 Do you think the history books will have footnote of the almost Rapture of 2025? #satire #doyouremember
- 6 things that lasted longer than that relationships… 😂 #storytime #dating #humor #relatable #menbelike #ghosting
- For the first time our conversation feel Wicked 🧙♀️ #funny #wickedforgood #wicked #conversationswithfriends #fyp
- What song do you hear in your head when another dating experiences starts going wrong? #funny #whyimsingle #dating #hinge #inmyhead #relationships #anotheronebitsthedust
- Oh that’s why I paid attention in history class. #ushistory #funny #fyp #politics #commentsection #realworld
- So glad our need for convenience can help out our corporate overlords… #apple #news #fyp #talkaboutit #technology #digitalid
- Who knew men could be so catty to each other… #frenemies #trump #funny #politics #satire #goldenbachelor
- What are you doing with your hands? #zohranmamdani #funny #relateable #fyp #eatwithyourhands #satire
- You know the Statue of Liberty is technically an immigrant right… #funny #statueofliberty #nyc #zohranmamdani #fyp #satire
- Here’s to all the black cat Halloween decoration that survived another year of reactive dogs thinking they are real cats. 🙃 #reactivedog #halloweendecoration #funny #spooky
- How old is the name Ross? Anyone else obsessed with the tv show Poldark? I can’t stop watching it! #poldark #ross #netflixshows #funny #relateable
- Here’s to the boys who think they are doing the lords work but really, they are just keeping women from getting antibiotics for their UTIs. #relateable #funny #religionisbullshit
- I've been listening to Taylor Swift since the 7th grade. You can’t be surprised that a woman whose entire music career was started because of a song about centering a man is going to center another man at the end of the day. #relatable #taylorswift
- Here’s to Ted Cruz showing us who he really is. Also there a lot songs about Ted Cruz dedicated to much he sucks. #talkaboutit #relatable #tedcruz
- Man Trump will do anything to not take accountability. #portland
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