Oh, Danny Boy
He/Him | 21 | NSFW account | I write about large dudes doing unspeakably cruel things. Follow at your own discretion | You can find my work at furaffinity.net/user/covencat
- mountain-sized drops of sweat raining down upon a nano civilization like a shower of meteors. buildings sent tumbling like sand castles. entire cities being washed away by the flood. up above, a yoga-pants-wearing nobody does some squats as part of their daily exercise routine.
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- been getting really into silent films lately. if anyone has any suggestions for movies that I should check out, feel free to hit me up
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- The pinky toe of a rather unimpressive norm being enough to overpower and defeat a muscular, testosterone-filled micro who has always being proud of their own physical prowess.
- A glitch in the interdimensional portal designed by a spacefaring, ultra-advanced civilization leading their entire expedition's armada to be stranded, each ship the size of a mite, in a fat, slobbish alien's messy apartment.
- And I got a new work up! Remember James? That jerk who could shrink people with a snap of his fingers from so many stories ago? Well, he's back! Want to see what terrible things he's been up to? Luckily for you, you can, right now, and right here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760210/
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- "So, you must be wondering why I called you here today." Your boss says with a deep drawl, the collar of his button-up shirt barely able to contain the pink, adipose flesh of his hippo neck. His bulky frame rests like an avalanche over an imposingly big black leather chair.
- Hands on your lap, a trickle of sweat behind your ears from the fear of, perhaps, being on the verge of being fired, you're about to respond when someone knocks on the door and then slowly opens it. His forehead wrinkles with irritation.
- A world in which crushing micros is seen as morally faulty, but only as much as something like littering or not returning a shopping cart. You might receive some judgemental glares for stomping an entire mite-sized neighborhood flat, but nothing more. After all, nobody's perfect, right?
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- Got reminded of this Discord ramble of mine about some brutal unaware shenanigans from a while back, and decided I might as well share it over here
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- Stranded atop the vast, curvaceous desert that is a bare rear, so small that the measle shockwave of the cheek you are not standing on getting slapped is enough to obliterate you.
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- Nanos stranded across the forest that is a person's scalp like common fleas, drenched and battered after, somehow, managing to not go down the drain during a shower. And then, the living mountain they're atop of brings out the hair dryer.
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- Mexican dictator Porfirio Diaz has been quoted as saying: "poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States." History has shown us, from the 18th century to this very day, that such misfortune is shared by all nations of the American continent below the Rio Grande.
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- One hundred followers! Thank you guys so much, this is pretty wild.
- I would like to wish everyone here a sad new year
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- I think it's pretty hot to imagine how, if you were to accidentaly (or intentionally) pop a grain-sized person between two of your fingers, merely rubbing them together a few times and wiping their tips against your shirt would essentially erase any trace of that individual's entire existence.
- merry "hang-a-mistletoe-in-front-of-your-paws-or-rear-or-bulge-or-other-fetishized-body-part" day
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- It is imperative that you show your new shrunken plaything the press reports about their disappearance. Let them hear the local chief of police talk about the efforts that are being employed to find 'em through the television while they massage your foot.
- Paws that turn metropolitan areas into craters.
- Being chastised by the miles-tall giant who is destroying your country under their feet for not showing them enough resistance so as to make this rampage fun for them. "Don't you guys have some, like, nukes or something? Just swatting at these gnats you call jets is honestly getting real boring."
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- Sweaty boy paws on my face. Make it happen.
