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Year 5 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗
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- Now it was his turn to flush and turn a deep red.
- "Dammit, is Godzilla back AGAIN?"
- "Lois, It's February. You'll freeze to death in those..."
- "MAAA!"
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎..."RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Godzilla comes to destroy.

- A mug was on a little plate with a pair of cookies, held out to her before she could even finish the sentence. While she was in the bath, he'd already handled everything. The apartment barely looked like she'd left, let along tracked in any mess. And there he was, a knowing smile. ~
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- When she got home, he heard her heart rate, smelled her coming, and understood what n ended to be done. By the time she was in the door, a bath was run with her favorite bubbles. A pot of coffee was on, and he was holding take out trays of Sushi from that place he knew she liked in Kyoto. ~
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...Omni-Man. Nolan Grayson. • Mainly TV Show portrayal • Literate • Mature themes, gore and violence aplenty • Love crossovers! • Timeline flexible #InvincibleRP #MVRP #FightRP #RPSky
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Raises an eyebrow, but smirking. "Staying out of trouble?"
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- "Eh. That guy fared poorly. He did his best. I'm sure."
- 👔 Originally you were just followed and co-signed by great folks and you ended up being such a charming goober!
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- "Gorgeous big city girl on my arm?" He pulled her closer, using a glance with his heat vision to warm her up. "Lois ..." He whispered, a smirk in his face as he whispered to her. "I'm never not trying to impress you."
- "Lena. Always a pleasure."
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- "If you'll have me, Ms. Lane. Though I think I'm a bit underdressed..."
- Ugh. Come on.
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- She had the same heart as so many of his fellow heroes. He can't measure his pride, but he can measure his fear. She wasn't invincible, and he felt a duty to protect her - not just because of how he feels... A bullet aimed for her met his palm and frowned, eyes glowing. ~
- Protective
- "Stay back Lois!" He grabbed a bullet headed for her, feeling it explode in his hand. "I don't know how many more of these they have!"
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- He's spending his Sunday fighting Intergang, who despite having not Kryptonite, and enjoying testing a variety of new stuff coding around on him - which he had to take. He's letting every shot hit - any shot that doesn't hit him? It hits Metropolis. Maybe Jimmy, or Lois. He'd rather die.
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[Not loaded yet]
- Mmmm whatcha say...


- Heat vision triggered when he sneezed at home.


- "Z, is that a full tray of bulk Costco mashed potatoes?"

- Heat visions his take out to reheat it, making sure no one is watching first.

- Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...[This post could not be retrieved]
- "𝐀𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬 ..."
- "𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧."
- "Of you?" One eyebrow lowered. "You have a very inflated ego, anyone tell you that?"
- Eyebrows raised.
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