Emily anne
Pinworm girl
- WHOOOO MADE THIS
- I’m doing a brand deal with a sex toy company and need some creative ways to pose in selfies with them that aren’t just posing and smiling but are also not me putting my entire vulva on my ig story
- Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair
- God bless the hands that helped this hamburger
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- Me and my gf isolating ourselves from society and making things out of yarn when our periods are synced up
- my healthiest habit is smoking cigarettes because at least it makes me go outside
- Both
- The hunger games socks stay on during sex
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- I can’t ever be horny on main or my girlfriend will know I have a crush on her
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- Pisscord
- I’m Constipsted bht like not actually I just can’t shit post the way I yearn to …..
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- Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins which feed among the lilies
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- If I had a penis I would never have a boner because that’s a sin
- Chris rlly outed himself as a villain this episode didn’t he #loveisland
- OF COURSE CRAVE IS DOWN THE MINUTE WE WANT TO START THE LOVE ISLAND FINALE FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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- Is it any coincidence that the next morning I woke up with this on my face and now if I’m lucky I’ll have a really cool eye scar
- Voting for best boy on love island feels like trying to decide between a fart and a toot
- I have never been more evil nor more lesbian I can feel myself becoming Shego
- Thinking about this lmfao
- Being in love with ur best friend is so funny lol like wym we can just do what we were already doing it’s just clothing optional now
- I was obsessed with Christian medical romance novels as a youth
- Whoever came up with the connections today needs to be fired I’m literally fuming and it’s 6:30 am
- What level of lesbianism is drawing me and @melonangel.bsky.social and their cat as Steven universe characters
- WHO SENT ME THIS LOL
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- 👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🇨🇦🍁
- They also live in another country but I’m working on that
- officially in a long distance relationship (I’m six inches taller than them)
- Every ex boyfriend either of us have had up to now was purely a food source to feed our attractiveness so we would be at max hot potential when we finally boned
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- @melonangel.bsky.social and I posting about our relationship knowing two grown men are actively crying about us to the therapists they only started seeing in the first place because of an ultimatum from a woman they made miserable
- Buy @melonangel.bsky.social American cigarettes and matching slippers and she’s yours forever
- Maybe we planted the seeds of lesbianism in the mind of his poor wife
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- MY IPAD GOT COMPLETELY DESTROYED, IN MY BACKPACK, IN ITS CASE, THE SCREEN PROTECTOR IS VIRTUALLY UNDAMAGED, I have no idea how it happened or when it’s literally BENT you guys I am LIVIDDDDD
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- Everyone on this bus to Niagra falls knows @melonangel.bsky.social is my gf
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- And the even more secret fifth base (free bleeding on the toilet at the same time and vomiting from cramps)
- Please don’t tell them what first base is
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- I love my lesbian girlfriend
- WYM IM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN BANK ACCOUNT AND I DONT HAVE TO SHARE 100% OF WHAT I MAKE WITH A CHODE
- Going from an abusive relationship to a healthy one is so funny everything is so astounding to me. Wym i have free will and independence and u still like me? Wym I don’t have to cry in the bathroom?? Wym I can make a new friend without cheating allegations????? Mind blowing
- Lesbian sex (my girlfriend streams life is strange for me)
- No lesbian is capable of reaching the amount of power I currently hold within me
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- “It’s a canon event we must not interfere” as if I have shared every intimate detail of my dating history with the internet minute by minute lmfao guys
- After the year I’ve had so far I am allowed to be as annoying as I want about finally being able to tell you guys I fell in love with my best friend and nobody is allowed to say shit or they’re blocked
- Me and @melonangel.bsky.social after swearing up and down we only felt platonically towards each other for almost three years
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- Idk which insecure man needs to hear this but actually everything you’re insecure about is absolutely true and everyone you know actually does secretly hate you
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- I didn’t block him so he can see us kiss on every social media platform :)
