We're pushing hundreds of thousands of kids back into poverty so a bloke drinking 20 pints a week can save a quid
NEW: Reform UK says it would re-impose the two-child benefit cap - scrapped by Labour - for most families to fund £3bn support package for pubs.
Next week - send kids back up the chimneys to fund the triple lock
Feb 3, 2026 15:54"hey boss, should I do something about the lighting before we announce you're pushing hundreds of thousands of kids into poverty"
"no, no, I'm sure it looks fine"
