ObsidianShiv
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
- Reposted by ObsidianShivi like your fur pattern :3
- Bamboo, bronze bull, the vlad pocicle
- If somebody is chasing you, you can do a long jump/plant into a crouch and they will tumble over you. May not work with multiple persuers.
- Reposted by ObsidianShiv🎶 I fought the law and I won - Minnesota
- I had a dream that there was a guy who was secretly listening to a podcast called Been Affleckted with Ben Affleck. His friends were super concerned and told him he couldn't keep doing this. He then turned into JLo and said "you can Affleckt me if you want to"
- They told him to stop and get professional help. Better than mallworld I guess
- This is a political account now. Pineapple is okay on pizza and members of ice should be castrated in front of a live audience on a trivia game show called "Do You Have The Balls"
- Saw a native guy on his bike last night getting paper towels from my neighbor. He asked him for gloves but he didn't have any. I called him over because I had some warm ones on their way out. Found out he injured his finger the day before and it broke open, the blood freezing to his fingers. 1/3
- His clothes were clean and he was slurring from the cold. A colorful Afghan blanket around his neck, a backpack with a machete holstered to the back of it. He said he was going to ask a neighbor if he could wash his hands. They didnt answer. I told him to wait and brought out a bowl of hot water 2/3
- And a bandaid with medical tape. He washed his hand of the frozen blood and I put the bandaid on him and secured it with the tape. Sent him on his way as he left the neighborhood. Local Facebook post: "drugged out native going door to door with a machete" Im sad
- Reposted by ObsidianShivabolish ICE. replace with ICP
- Ok, I'm back for a moment. Comment below with your favorite modern or medieval torture methods. Also, fuck ice
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- Real post: Ive been feeling heavy to everyone around me. I haven't been posting because everything going on in my life is insignificant to the horrors that others are experiencing. My problems dig deep but not deeper than loved ones being taken by force. I'll come back with jokes, not now though.
- Reposted by ObsidianShivif you're thirsty, they're thirsty. water your electronics
- I put my book down for almost half a year. Why am I crying trying to edit it?
- Reposted by ObsidianShivFew things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
- Reposted by ObsidianShivThere should be a zoo experience where you try to outdrink a panda
- The key to online success? Post consistently! I think the fuck not internet boy
- What's your new year's dissolution?
- Can somebody photoshop a super moon moon.
- I made dinner.
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- Reposted by ObsidianShivMe: Ok, look. I'm only going to say this once. We've all dealt with a lot of fuckery and are in no mood for it to continue. You have one job. Do not be an arsehole. It really isn't that difficult. 2026:
- Reposted by ObsidianShivAfter this year, I think I'll take 2027 off. As a treat.
- Reposted by ObsidianShivI can't wait to be put in an old folks home watching reruns of Severance and Yellowjackets.
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- Reposted by ObsidianShivtrust people? I don’t even trust stop signs
- Reposted by ObsidianShivWe used to blow noisemakers. Now we just make farting noises getting off the couch. —It's the same principle, but with more genuine surprise when it’s wet.
- Lame ass fireworks if you ask me
- Reposted by ObsidianShivDear incels who can't pull off funny: learn to cook.
- Last selfie of 2025.
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- Happy fucking what now?
- Reposted by ObsidianShivkissing my cats at midnight
- Reposted by ObsidianShivGonna nap, I'll be back for the drunk skeets.
- Reposted by ObsidianShivDIARRHEA DUNGEON
- Reposted by ObsidianShivkissing someone at midnight is tired. who wants to wack me with a mallet
- Reposted by ObsidianShivokay you can be amazing but we gotta pretend im cool too
- POV: You've inherited 84 gallons of frozen goblin cum. What's your next move?
- I hate the word food. The only way I can describe it is if I were a boomer and you made me say "I want some keep me alive type shit" when I was hungry. Fucking food. Foood. Food. Say it ten times. I bet it pisses you off too. Food. Food. Food.
- Are there books about waking up young again and murdering your abuser while you're a child? If so I'd love some recommendations.
- Reposted by ObsidianShiva sorcerer trapped my family in a picture frame stock photo
- Reposted by ObsidianShivSome of the new iOS update features: - automatically FaceTimes your ex when it detects you look awful - changes "thanks" to "go fuck yourself" in messages - touch feature copies your entire DNA and makes murderous replicants
- Reposted by ObsidianShivi thought of you when i was gone and i got you a little thing with your name on it
- May I trouble you for a warm glass of METEOR THE SIZE OF NEW YORK TRAVELING 80,000 MPH? it helps me sleep.
- My 8yo was eating nerds and asked me how many nerds eat nerds. At least one Gottem
