And for the love of dog, if your storytelling relies on showing texts on phones, I BEG you to add a text bubble or caption because I'm fucking done pausing my TV and getting closer to read the fucking texts you're relying on for important plot points. Fucking hell.
(clears throat)
PLEASE STOP FILMING ALL YOUR FILMS AND SHOWS IN SUCH DARKNESS THAT I HAVE TO TURN OF MY LAMP AND MY COMPUTER JUST TO BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
Thank you.
(closes laptop, exits back to darkened room)