Doctor's Crusher
Sci-Fi Enthusiast | Tattoo Lover | Nerd 🪐
+ a bit unhinged 💁
(menacing chuckle)
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- I have an aflliction that makes me like Star Trek and hot women and it’s called being cool as fuck disorder ok
- Anyone who says that “the internet is forever” clearly has too much self respect because idgaf
- It’s no coincidence facehuggers (insemination crustaceans) resemble the greatest species (crabs) because the creators knew crabs are the best bodily form in the universe
- Excuse me why the FRUCK is Kate Mulgrew so goddamned HOT
- Beer goes in, I exist out. I refuse to understand the absolute alchemy that goes on within this human form to convert beer molecules to brain and somehow consciousness, but ok
- If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
- A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will
- Booting the cult back up bitches, we gotta get the horny unhinged Janeway madness back up and running
- Pours beer on your head (I baptise you)
- Probably my favourite pastime is being a menace : just menacing around, being annoying asf
- Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
- My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online
- Not now honey, mommy’s busy lusting online after a 70 year old woman who has no idea I exist
- Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.
- The more I learn about electricity, the more I think that shit makes no fucken sense
- Have you considered renouncing your humanity and becoming salamander
- Bet getting spaghettified into a black hole feels like the ultimate spine crack
- I just have an absolutely feral need TO KNOW. Everything. All the time. What is that. WHYYYY
- Me when someone says they don’t like Star Trek
- If the moon is made of cheese, and the sun is basically a big stovetop in space then how come we don't get drippy melty cheese bits in the form of rain. HUH? Big nasa is lying to us about it. Open your minds steeple
- Getting real tired of this whole ‘pay to exist’ scam
- Have you ever thought about the sheer volume of fecal matter that has existed on planet Earth, and how you’re basically made up of atoms that were once poop?
- Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to see the world in four dimensions. To look at an apple, you’d see the seed, the tree, the bite, the atoms turning to fuel, the waste & return to earth. To be able to see the past & future of it all, all at once. And seeing people like that too—
- Can’t wait to be an epic fossil for future generations to unearth and marvel at—like, this bish was THE specimen. The specimen of specimens.
- Me on a daily basis: life is a prison and existence is a curse. Also me: oh look, snacks!
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- Being conscious is such a trip, like who allowed humanity to have conscious existence. Like ooh nooo I am aware of my own existence and I have to have a existential angst now because I’m alive
- Not me coming back to spam you with five million posts and then disappear for another two months 💀
- Animals with laser eyes would’ve been sick. Evolution really fumbled the bag on that one.
- You can call me tyrannosaurus wreck cause I be absolutely falling apart
- Excuse me for a second while I—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Of course the woman I met because we were both super gay for Kate Mulgrew—bonding over our mutual, slightly feral Janeway obsession—is moving to Australia to live with me on Kate’s actual birthday. An incredible accident? Maybe. Divine lesbian timing? Absolutely 👏
