Maria D’Souza
Writer, nap enthusiast, puppet-wrangler, caretaker of the grumpiest little dog in the world. I like pie. I also co-host the @enterprisesplaining podcast. (She/Her)
- We were MAD y’all.
- My laptop suddenly threw me an update required message and forced me to exit. A little disruptive but good for you, BIOS. Self care is so important.
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- 100% accurate
- Look I LOVE Heated Rivalry as much as the next girl and probably more but I'm also 51 years old so I am also mostly "Oh they're all such sweet boys! 🥰"
- I needed this and you might too.
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- Seems unlikely.
- I was born in 1974 & have nostalgia for the 80s but dang, the 90s were a weird-ass decade. Like, let's all wear spaghetti straps and overalls. Our glasses have to be thin and rectangular and we will listen to anything from monks chanting to brass bands we will be taking no questions.
- I've been laughing about this clip for an hour now. And I stand by the opinions I voiced here.
- Reposted by Maria D’SouzaThis all started when Riker told the Holodeck computer to create an advent calendar that can defeat Maria.
- Reposted by Maria D’SouzaThen the Riker ornament said "Computer, end program" and exited the Holodeck
- If true, this raises more questions than it answers.
- I had almost forgotten about this.
- Obligatory: youtu.be/uOg1kywRPYg?...
- omg is the sex ghost in the lantern?! omg.
- Reposted by Maria D’SouzaThank you for this entire thread!!! Is it a pet, is it another intelligent species, is it a Halloween hobgoblin that accidentally made its way into the advent calendar? Can Uhura communicate with it, or will it devour the redshirts?
- It's the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the year!
- Reposted by Maria D’Souza“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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- I have started carrying my passport in my purse always. I sometimes get nervous because I don’t carry my purse when walking the dog around the neighborhood and have been wondering if I should start. it's insane that this is something I need to worry about but here we are.
- Reposted by Maria D’SouzaOn the one hand, it could be that there are 9 ornaments and 24 strings left. However, it would also be fitting that there be 🎵FIVE GOLDEN STRINGS🎶
- Hello new friends who are enjoying my ridiculous calendar! Did you know that I also host a VERY ridiculous Star Trek podcast about ST: Enterprise? And my cohosts are far funnier than I am! Check out @enterprisesplain.bsky.social #bololygo
- Omg Z0Z5
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- Reposted by Maria D’SouzaDoes the red hair make him a Gingerborg Man?
- Mad I didn’t think of this joke earlier.
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