InTheRuins
Shitposts, science, sf, hawkeyes, cats, dogs, other animals, the current nightmare. New Haven.
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- Reposted by InTheRuinsI find your lack of shitposts very disturbing.
- #InTheDarknessISee my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.

- #InTheDarknessISee Charlie Murphy!
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- Reposted by InTheRuinsis it after you wake up, it’s after you wake up isn’t it
- Reposted by InTheRuinsSorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
- Reposted by InTheRuinshey so does anybody know how to like, function
- Reposted by InTheRuinsIf you don’t annoy your cat do you even love them really?
- Reposted by InTheRuinsin woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral
- Reposted by InTheRuinsIf you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost
- Reposted by InTheRuinswhat if you fell in love online and then it turned out you were getting catfished by dog with a blog
- Reposted by InTheRuinshe died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
- Reposted by InTheRuinsThe inventor of pairs of trousers: “Tadah!” The inventor of the trouser: “Motherf-”
- Reposted by InTheRuinsNobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsMy haters are calling an emergency meeting
- Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsWhen a pig gets an abrasion he puts on some oinkment. It's called Neosporkin.
- Share a preacher, priest, or nun

- Reposted by InTheRuinsI have no idea what I mean by anything.
- *perusing camera folder* 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 WHO THE HELL IS THAT??? 😂😂😂😆😆😆 oh. me. it would be me.
- Yourself, but as a cartoon

- My writing team
- Reposted by InTheRuinsAll Day I Dream About Stroganoff
- Reposted by InTheRuinsI carry around live crickets in case someone tells me a joke.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsBluesky invites. Boy, those were the days. I remember...
- 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 same
- Reposted by InTheRuinsi know my account hasn’t been much fun lately but in my defense *points at every single fucking thing*
- Reposted by InTheRuinsthe administration has commenced efforts to recapture stephen miller in his haunted painting
- Reposted by InTheRuinsgee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
- TV: This is an interactive ad. ME: Nope. No. It's not.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsIf Miller is forced out of the Administration because of his defamation of Pretti he can always return to his former job, eating small rodents live.
- Reposted by InTheRuinswe’ve got like 6 more hours before the next bad thing happens so get your good posts in now
- Reposted by InTheRuinsSystem of a Downton Abbey
- Reposted by InTheRuinsI’m a big fan of civilization. Rule of law, public health, universities, science, all good things. Great stuff. It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but I’m also a fan of what civilizations have done to idiot barbarian hordes who attempted to trample on those things.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsBABY [in high chair]: *throws strained peas and carrots on floor* MRS. POLLOCK: Knock it off, Jackson.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsHas anybody ever noticed that cats have no errands and no chores
- Reposted by InTheRuinsHold on now your house was in the MIDDLE of the street? Madness!
- If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
- Reposted by InTheRuinsI read the words of unexpected hilarity and the corners of my facehole begin to curl up, skin cracking as my skull collapses.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsPeople hunted down Nazis for sport for YEARS after WW2 and I find myself thinking about that a great deal these days.
- Reposted by InTheRuinshey siri what are the best jobs for someone with no motivation or noteworthy skills that also pay six figures
- Reposted by InTheRuinsSorry I can't write more today. My therapist said I'm too well to be on here.
- Reposted by InTheRuins*pronounces gif like worcestershire*
- Reposted by InTheRuinsIf you need help, just find the hamburgers.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsOk..Tuesday. What's everybody screaming about today?
- Reposted by InTheRuinswhy isn't there creamed corn with electrolytes? what are we afraid of
- Reposted by InTheRuinsi don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
- Reposted by InTheRuinsWait... linear time is still a thing?
- Reposted by InTheRuinsSide effects are always 'dizziness' or 'nausea' but never the ability to lift 10 to 50 times your bodyweight like an ant
- Reposted by InTheRuinsSometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax.
- January mood #Caturday
- Reposted by InTheRuinsI use jokes as a canary in the coal mine. If people are still funny, we’re not done yet.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsWhen I was diagnosed with synesthesia, it was music to my eyes.
- Reposted by InTheRuinsi’m out of my mind, please leave a message
- Reposted by InTheRuinsRuin a band by changing one letter: Talking Herds

- Reposted by InTheRuinsthought about starting a salamander habitat but axolotl work
- Reposted by InTheRuinsDoing stuff is lava
- Reposted by InTheRuinsI am inventing a banana cannon
- Reposted by InTheRuinsAmazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

