Planarian Games
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.
See my stuff:
Itch: planarian.itch.io
DrivethruRPG: drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Pl…
- Reposted by Planarian GamesReporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
- Reposted by Planarian GamesI have very serious concerns about the Department of Homeland Security’s plans to build an ICE detention center in Washington County.
- Naked Lembas (Bill Burroughs Lord of the Rings)
- Loot that drops after defeating me Scrapple

- Oh wow, people are boldly proclaiming that not all of a large genre of things is actually good. What incredible insight! We owe so much to these visionaries for opening our eyes to the truth.
- Why on earth are people getting all white knighty about that reporter Trump flipped out on? She apparently can take care of herself since she made Trump lose his shit with one simple question. A gold star moment for any reporter. The moment spoke for itself and nothing needed to be said.
- It was a serious mistake to ever move from INS to ICE/CBP. I'm sure Immigration and Naturalization Services wasn't filled with angels but at least their acronym wasn't a fascist red flag.
- Reposted by Planarian GamesEvery RPG is a one-page RPG if you only read one page of it
- My kid is demanding I play Pokemon with him pretty often now. He's even curated a special deck for me. I wonder why I keep losing?

- I wonder if any of my rpg peeps know you can do pdf preflight and conversion stuff easily and freely in terminal. I doubt many know, because I got chewed out on a discord for saying it was possible to do the entire drivethrurpg pdf to print-ready rigmarole that way.
- Me, covered in vomit: "Don't worry, its not mine."

- A disco elysium style video game where you are trying to find your missing cat. It's top down and you can clearly see the cat stuck in the character's enormous ass crack the whole time. Everyone is too polite to tell them but the mystery must be solved.
- Reposted by Planarian GamesAOC: Why haven’t so many people been prosecuted? Why are Pam Bondi and the DOJ continuing to hide the majority of the Epstein files, which they admit contain even more direct evidence of genuinely shocking crimes and abuse of women, minors, and increasingly men…
- Reposted by Planarian GamesIt is officially live! If you want to pickup my gothic horror micro-setting and have it in your hand now is the chance. #ttrpg #zimo2026 www.kickstarter.com/projects/von...
- Hidden loading screen for a graphics intensive 3D game that is just one of the party members having to take a leak.

- If anyone made a movie filled with all the shrieking evil stuff that our upper crust did in the Epstein files, people would decry it as unrealistic. It's mind blowing how absolutely diabolical, how unspeakably malevolent our illionaires are.
- Whew! So here is the more-or-less final version and its current place in the text. Been a while since I drew something that wasn't just sketches, this I actually took some care to make it look good. You might be thinking that is a lot of trouble for a small picture in the text. So am I. :/ #ttrpg
- Warp Mine - WarpMine planarian.itch.io/warpmine/dev...
- Making progress on this MUTANANNY spot art. Added some mutants and gribbling to the vehicles. Going to add some lines for dynamism and mud next, then do cleanup. #ttrpg
- MUTANANNY race scene in progress. I used 3D models in clip art studio as a base, not going to lie and pretend I can do this freehand. But it's fun adding to the models and doing the crash damage and post-apocalpytic gadgetry. Still at work on this one making it look dynamic & adding mutants. #ttrpg
- So the Mandog adventure (Gromb) is pretty solid. They do an interesting thing where the victims are laid out in chrono order and in detail instead of relying on chance rolls like I would expect. I think this takes a load off the GM and is interesting to read. #ttrpg #osr gromb54-46.itch.io/mandog
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- Low-CHA Bards #DnD www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ0t...
- Reposted by Planarian GamesImagine what’s happening in the camps.
- Reposted by Planarian GamesAbolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
- Is the reason single spellbooks in NSR games take up an entire slot because the writer spends 99% of it telling a long autobiographical story before getting to the recipe?
- Looks like Dhalgren was real! www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
- Reposted by Planarian GamesICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
- You know, maybe this is too dark a musing from a little game worm like myself, but is the reason humans do not live for more than a century related to how bad it gets when their elderly start to accumulate too much power? Societies seem to collapse when geriatric maniacs run everything.
- They are really putting Jack Smith on trial today. I thought this was about Trump.
- Let Me Show You My Pokemans is not just an aughts meme, turns out it really happens if you have a kid. You also have to guess which ones are new. Adorable.
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- Anyone else wake up a few hours ago with an odd feeling of relief, like something awful had fallen off of the world?
- I wish I could follow along with all these game design posts but I confess that I have never done such a thing. All of my games were designed by an RNG based on a camera that tracks the movements of a colony of cockroaches living in the dumpster at a local convenience store. I am innocent as a lamb.
- Is "Board of Peace" actually "Bored of Peace" or am I giving the Trump message people too much credit?
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- Reposted by Planarian GamesFive creators who worked on Yazeba's Bed & Breakfast have spent the past year fighting a legal battle against Possum Creek Games and Steve Jackson Games. Neither the tabletop RPG nor their working relationships survived the fallout.
- Oglaf being topical without being topical again (work safe) www.oglaf.com/mancy/
- Making little NPC vehicles all kitted out differently for mutananny races (nonlethal) and booglarizer chases (often lethal). For some reason I dreaded doing this but it's actually kind of fun. Just pick vehicle add mods but I realize most tables want ready-mades to reduce cognitive load.
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- Since we're around to system matters again, this is my take: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bl_...