Theo
My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.
- And FURTHERMORE! (Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)
- My eyes are up here, buddy.
- Do I’m have a legal case?
- Hurry UP and FEED ME before I call the authorities!!!!
- Am really enjoying the bed.
- Noms.
- My name is Theo and did somebody say “treat”? #catsofbluesky
- Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.
- Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?
- Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?
- I’m have 700 followers hooray!!! #catsofbluesky
- Human says BlueSky is the only social mediuh that isn’t aggravating her today. So, hi friends.
- @billsradvermont.bsky.social hi new friend. I’m from Vermont too, but I’m a cat.
- I see something interesting out there. I’m not telling you what it is.
- I found this chair. Human said it came from a place called “Ames” which existed before I was born.
- Human says the remote control doesn’t need to be on the floor, and it can actually just stay on the table. Not sure she’s right about that.
- Happy Catsgiving! Human says I’m “oven-ready.”
- I’m am wise and knowing.
- I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch. The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it. Anyway, I’m great.
- I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.
- Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.
- I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.
- My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.
- Am not afraid.
- Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
- @ridge8649.bsky.social hi friend.
- I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.
- Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?
- Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.
- @mountaineagle.bsky.social hi friend
- I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …
- Human is a C U Next Tuesday.
- Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)
- I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.
- I’m love the tumbly rubs
- I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans
