- Dear Lorne Michaels: please hire @kumail.bsky.social and Chris Redd to do this on SNL, ty.
- A scene from Zohran Mamdani's first State of the City address: Mamdani: We must protect health care for all New Yorkers. Eric Adams, Mamdani's weirdness translator, on the side of the stage: If you can't go to the hospital after a unicorn attack, YOU WILL PERISH. *crowd murmurs in appreciation*