Bradley Warshauer
new orleans writer | one of teen people magazine’s 20 teens who will change the world | in principio erat verbum | bradleywarshauer.com
- walked across the street to the neighbors and it was so cold, so to everyone in and at kdv i wish you the best
- officially announcing that i will no longer be arguing that Boheme is the best walking parade because too many of you are now going to Boheme and we need to cull the crowd before it’s too late
- reader, he did it
- There is no excuse for any decent person to still be using that website. None.
- Reposted by Bradley Warshauerall this is both foolish and unnecessary
- it’s me, hi, I’m the one who fainted in the westchester airport security line, it’s me
- the first book I am reading in 2026 is Will There Ever Be Another You by Trish Lockwood and I am reading it with a brain zapped by antihistamines and sick kids — 11/10 would recommend this approach
- there was additional snow during the night here in the valley
- in 2026 we get to watch Tyler Shough play more football
- I’ve decided that in 2026 I’ll make a new personal blog as my man online presence because I like shouting into a vacuum I suppose
- there is not enough Tyler Shough content being produced by the slop machine for me, I will feed at the trough unendingly, give me more
- Who dat.
- Reposted by Bradley WarshauerAn easy way to explain luddites: Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand. And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before. That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
- It doesn’t make a mockery of college football so much as it reveals to fans of the rich teams that the whole thing is already just charade meant to enrich coaches and admins at a handful of parasitic athletic departments.
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- kinda feels like the histrionic reaction to the Kiffin thing by college football fans could be related to the way it reveals the college football playoff as the meaningless nothingburger it is, a secondary concern for the people who actually do the sport…
- Reposted by Bradley WarshauerAlmost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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- ah yes, it seems they read the famous 1989 Tom Clancy novel DO NOT DO A WAR ON THE CARTELS IN SOUTH AMERICA, which was later adapted into a popular film starring Harrison Ford, and fully understood it
- Reposted by Bradley WarshauerLet my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
- the world is not ready for the Oyster Shougher
- some people cheer for college football teams that have lost games within the last month and a half, but not me. i wouldn’t know what that’s like
- i'm kinda sad about this UNO color rebrand, ngl www.nola.com/sports/uno/m...
- Reposted by Bradley Warshauerthis looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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- seven-year-old has hit a Godzilla phase so I’ve been reminded that the 1954 Gojira roar might be the greatest sound effect in movie history
- standard time aka Dark Time is better, we should be huddling for warmth around a single candleflame in the pitch dark at 4:45pm every night, the vibes are way better that way
- dear my LSU neighbors and friends, I love you; however, this is tremendous content
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- Reposted by Bradley WarshauerWhen a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.
- Reposted by Bradley WarshauerChatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
- coverage of the lsu tiger football coaching change by national outlets is the most insufferable gumbo gumbo jambalaya crap ever written
- getting arrested in the year of our lord 2025 for connections to a poker ring run by the mafia is kind of charming, really
