Dirk Fuckner
it is valid for a straight person to be bisexual
- thank you CVS
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- i ❤️ sending canvassers to gangstalk old italian people in bay ridge
- i stopped drinking for GOTV and i’m so nervous about the results i can’t stop shaking!
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- i want to buy one of these and roll it down the street at parked cars
- discovered a coffee shop that is open for 2 hours a week
- we shouldn’t have rallies anymore we should just get a big group of people together and start attacking random bystanders in the street
- (whispering to a guy playing scrabble) put the letters on the squares
- the top demand of the group organizing the “economic boycott” today is abolishing federal income tax
- man shocked by the quality of his own seinfeld impression
- “spite is a force stronger than gravity” - sara nelson
- just watched a happy couple get absolutely obliterated by an amazon delivery van while crossing the street #valentinesday
- congressional democrats should just start biting republicans on the house floor and doing spin attacks on them. roundhouse kick
- if you’re eating panda express at the airport at 6 am, the tsa should just kill you
- i’m drinking rc cola. do you know how fucked up that is
- his family must have very complicated feelings about ISIS right now
- life hack: always put one of these in your checked luggage so they think someone else already inspected it and don’t find the drugs you’re trafficking
- short people should be more concerned about global warming because sea level rise will get them first
- you’re not allowed to say merry christmas anymore. because of the zoroastrians
- it’s crazy that the cars in jurassic park have the jurassic park logo on the side
- the gay apparel:
- REQUEST A HOLIDAY CARD FROM ME: 2024 EDITION forms.gle/fEwKQvjtM98q...
- john carpenter’s the thingy
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- i have h5n1 bird flu and i’m at the senior center coughing on everyone
- more than anything, today has taught me that so many people are extremely mentally ill
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- just got the invite to my company’s “virtual holiday party”
- REAL developmentalist islamism has never been tried
- Shazam found Rich Men North of Richmond by Oliver Anthony Music www.shazam.com/track/674956...
- they should call it 4 guys when i’m in there buying ingredients
- i’m starting to think there may be a connection between drinking on work nights and feeling horrible the next day. must conduct further research
- drag queen named Bertha A. Nation
- from now on this is what assad margins means
- it’s smoked salmon friday. time to eat 2 pounds of smoked salmon and get really sick
- these are the people who make you download signal to plan a meeting at your local library
- everyone on house is always like, “house, stop being such an ass”. meanwhile in real life nobody says that
