Rachel 🍉
it's all crazy it's all false it's all a dream it's alright
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- Looking forward to the Olympics being a high water mark for "no politic here"

- Reposted by Rachel 🍉@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him
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- Reposted by Rachel 🍉i’m much more bereft than i would’ve thought to see my piece of shit hometown newspaper getting gutted like this
- Democracy dies in a webcams-off all hands zoom call
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- Reposted by Rachel 🍉With the closing of the Kennedy Center and the cuts at the Post, the Washington, DC metro area has lost its biggest arts institution and of its largest local journalism outlet.
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
- This piece of cardboard with rules text in a game I play with my friends shouldn't cost $600; that's obscene. It should be pay-what-you-want on a scale from $200 to $1,000
- Prints Charming just dropped in Secret Lair's Chaos Vault, with a twist! This time, you’re going to see a lot of the same drop at a lot of different prices. This is very much on purpose; we promise! More details here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
- they got @simzart.bsky.social on magic cards I love it
- antijirastiche aktion
- Why should I move? They're the ones who suck
- I'm old enough to remember David's failed attempt to become a MTG content creator
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉Anti-Somali smear artist Nick Shirley has been sniffing around Baltimore. Starve his lie machine.
- First strike Friday baby
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
- One step closer to academy award winning actor Stavros Halkias
- The nominees for Best Picture at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥 #Oscars
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- The bounty hunter?
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- Reposted by Rachel 🍉i think this gets at something important which is that normal people are rightly pissed off that they’re having normal time stolen from them by this ravaging horde of jumped up mall cops. everybody has to work in the morning! why is it THEIR job to hold their community together in such a basic way!
- everyone is 12
- I do not regret to inform you we are going to win
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- Potomac baby
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
- Nobody does it like Carmen and Ryan
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉gotta be some use for this at some point
- president trump I found a socialism to report
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US. If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉New stickers are in. F*ck ICE.
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉the problem with bluesky isn't discourse or a lack of niche posting. it's that we need more gay guys and trans women addicted to molly on this website posting family guy screencaps where lois is wearing bondage gear and the post is captioned "just doordashed bubble tea"
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉subscribe to 404 Media if you want to see a few people do the news half a year before corporate media reports it
- not now honey my show is on
- Today I am joined by @veradrew22.bsky.social, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social, and our very own Jesse Robkin to determine who can be the biggest baddie of Commander? It's probably Jesse, but....oh, god, Bugs brought infect? Well, let's watch and find out here: youtu.be/qZZgj9je0BA #MagicTheGathering
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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- Reposted by Rachel 🍉"Mamdani walks in an older Jewish tradition. Not that of ritzy Upper East Side synagogues, but of so many of our great-grandparents: the socialist sweatshop workers who fought for a better and more beautiful world." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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- Reposted by Rachel 🍉I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
- Reposted by Rachel 🍉day one in mamdani’s new york
- We had a Y2K mix on last night and every third artist we were all like "damn it sucks she's a fascist now" lol
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- 1998
- Marty Supreme is incredible if you imagine it as a movie about magic the gathering