SpaceAge Polymer
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
- Find you a girl that looks at you the way she’s eyeing that sneeze guard…
- Gee, your hair smells like ranch
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- Searching for nooks and crannies
- Reposted by SpaceAge PolymerPicked up a shift at—
- doomscroll scream into pillow repeat
- I like a big flavor
- Reposted by SpaceAge Polymerask your doctor if dissociation could be right for you
- Why do red state maga accounts care so much about California gas prices?
- This text shoulda been an email
- “I’m not going to pay a lot for this muffler.” *puts scarf back on shelf
- Baby Shark has over 16 billion views. 16 Billion with a B. I have no response.
- Cutty Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Cutty Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
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- Hey, keep my relentless expressions of despair out of this.
- Reposted by SpaceAge PolymerHeads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3
- Playing tambourine for minimum wage
- Reposted by SpaceAge PolymerYes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.
- All shitposters are on other TLs. Your skeet is important to us… youtu.be/-3Ww5L83a6k?...
